Five Star Reviews! Cute book for family night! - "I just got this to add to our family night, a time for the kids to really enjoy handing out with their parents - this is definitely a keeper for those evenings. The jokes are cute & funny - and some are even bit yucky, but boys love that stuff! If you're looking for a family joke book to pass around or add to your game night with the kids - this is it! Lots of funny one liners and laughs here! Cute book!" Kids Loved It! - "These jokes are perfect for kids. Of course that usually means they're groaners for adults, but even I laughed out loud at many of them. My favorite? "Why can't a Zombie's nose be 12 inches long?" Well...you'll have to read the book to find out" Your Kids Will Love All 105 Jokes - "HA! Some of these jokes are real groaners. Some are crazy, but all are funny and you're kids will easily find their favorites. I discovered I didn't need to take Zombies all that seriously. Go have some fun." Zombie Approved Family Fun Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains... these hilarious jokes for kids age 6-10, are Zombie Approved so get ready to laugh out loud with your kids! Zombies are the latest craze with all the kids and what a fun filled way to get your kids to read more. 105 Zombie one liner jokes plus many bonus Zombie jokes. A mob of funny Zombie jokes for kids is about to invade your home. Get it now - Zombie Approved! Zombie Party Ideas for Kids: How to Party Like a Zombie P. T. Hersom has also written "Zombie Party Ideas for Kids; How to Party Like a Zombie... Zombie Approved Kids Party Ideas for Kids Age 6-14", which is part of the Zombie Approved series of books for kids and is a great complementary book to Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains. Loaded with hilarious and funny games, dress up and Zombie food quaranteed to bring on laughter and loads of great memories! Moms are you looking for unique ways to celebrate that next child's birthday? Let your child and all their friends party like a Zombie and be the hit of the school. Zombie Approved! Get it now on Kindle.

“A witty and unexpected take on the zombie genre; I had a great time.” —Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels Subtitled “A Zombie Memoir,” Brains looks at America’s favorite walking-dead flesh-eaters from an audaciously original and deliciously gruesome new perspective. Debut author Robin Becker blazes new ground with this story of former college professor-cum-sentient zombie Jack Barnes, who recounts the tale of the resistance he organized in the wake of the recent zombie apocalypse. World War Z; Shaun of the Dead;Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies… Becker tops them all with Brains—a witty, tasty treat for anyone who every spent a midnight glued to a classic George A. Romero zombie epic!

Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

Chloe, Malik, and Justin have always shared a love of spooky things. They visit the supposedly haunted abandoned railroad station on the edge of their town, and accidentally unlock a portal into a supernatural realm. Their first challenge, zombies! They form the Z Team to try to save their town before the zombies take over.

"Panicking never helps." Tuesday's breakfast was interrupted by a stroke, and the only available help is the author's second grader. Launched into a medical crisis, Kimberly Davis Basso (and her brain) respond with wit, wisdom, and wishful thinking. From surviving a stroke to surviving a zombie apocalypse, "I'm a Little Brain Dead" is alarmingly irreverent. No matter how critical or ridiculous the situation, Kimberly abides by their family rule "Panicking never helps." You'll get an inside look at being a middle aged stroke patient as she hosts a neurological event, juggles doctors, undergoes a heart procedure and asks the really big question - how tiny is tiny when it refers to dead tissue? What would you do? Are you prepared to have a medical crisis, unable to speak or walk? Would your kids know what to do? It's time to make an escape plan. Kimberly will walk (or rather shuffle) readers through her experience in an honest, hilarious look at the site of the world's smallest zombie apocalypse - her brain.

You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.