You're the Reason Mommy Drinks
Title | You're the Reason Mommy Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | Brandon Rhiness |
Publisher | |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2018-03-29 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781788300179 |
Everyone thinks it, but nobody says it. Finally, there's an author with the courage to write what everyone's been thinking. You're the Reason Mommy Drinks is a children's book that is definitely not for children. But it will leave every mother worldwide nodding her head in agreement.
Reasons Mommy Drinks
Title | Reasons Mommy Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | Lyranda Martin-Evans |
Publisher | Crown |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 2013-09-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0385349300 |
A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.
Reasons Mommy Drinks
Title | Reasons Mommy Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | Lyranda Martin-Evans |
Publisher | Crown |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 2013-09-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0385349297 |
A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.
Why Mommy Drinks
Title | Why Mommy Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | Gill Sims |
Publisher | HarperCollins |
Pages | 283 |
Release | 2017-11-21 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0008267456 |
Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.
The List of Reasons Why Mommy Drinks
Title | The List of Reasons Why Mommy Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | James Porter |
Publisher | |
Pages | 25 |
Release | 2021-10-27 |
Genre | |
ISBN |
Ever wonder why Mommy drinks? Sit back and think about it. Most of the reasons are because of you and your actions.
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Title | Mommy Drinks Because You Cry PDF eBook |
Author | Hannah Caner |
Publisher | Castle Point Books |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2016-04-26 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781250119919 |
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Baby, Mix Me a Drink
Title | Baby, Mix Me a Drink PDF eBook |
Author | Lisa Brown |
Publisher | McSweeney's, Irregulars |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2005-11-03 |
Genre | Bartending |
ISBN | 9781932416459 |
Humorous instruction manual teaches baby how to mix a martini, a margarita, a bloody Mary, an old-fashinoed, and a champagne cocktail.