A practical guide that provides step-by-step guidance on teaching a child to care for and train a dog that includes tips, detailed advice on difficulties, Do and Don't sidebars, all with focus on a dog's needs and raising a well-socialized companion.

Explains the ins and outs of dog ownership, dog training, and popular dog breeds.

My Kid Is an Asshole, and So Is My Dog-- a comedic look at the drama of raising a teenage girl I just returned from the mall after school shopping with my soon-to-be sophomore and her friend. I now understand why fathers opt to go camping, roll around in elk urine, and shit in a hole rather than go to the mall three days before school starts. As if the crowds weren't bad enough, my girl decided to wear a flannel that hung lower than her shorts, making it appear that she was walking around naked from the waist down. She was flocked by sales people, who, I am sure, were calculating their commissions in their heads. I mean, why not? Everybody wants to help the girl who arrives pant-less. Obviously, she needs clothes.We're not home half an hour and the vodka I poured for myself is only half gone when she yells down from her room, "Mom, have you seen my push up bra? Maybe we need to go back to the mall."It's the moments like these where I'm convinced raising a teen is bullshit, and I wonder if we'll ever come out on the other side even speaking to one another. Pass the vodka.There aren't enough warnings in the world for raising teenage girls. Although my mom swears my daughter takes after me, so it's karma.Is it karma that I've got two barking dogs? It must be. Have you ever heard a shiu-tzu bark? I have. Over and over. They think they're coyotes. I swear. And right now, they're wrestling over some stuffed animal, which is surely about to fling open, so I can pick up little beads all over the carpet while drinking my vodka. No wait. They stopped. One of them had to drag its ass across the floor. Epic.It's in the little moments where I earn my parenting badges-the faded stretch marks.Ruff, ruff!If this is my karma for being such an asshole to my mom, maybe we can get through this too. And if she pays attention in English, instead of scouting for a prom date, she can learn to write her own book-the sequel to this: My Mom Is an Asshole, but Not My Dog.

For years dog trainer Michael Wombacher has worked with expecting dog owners to prevent problems between dogs and children. He has also unfortunately witnessed too many families forced to surrender their beloved family companions because they failed to prepare the dog for the arrival of a new family member. In Good Dog, Happy Baby, Wombacher lays out a twelve-step process that will give families the skills they need to navigate this new era of their lives. These skills include how to evaluate dogs, resolve common behavior problems, and fully prepare dogs for a new baby. This easy-to-use guide, filled with photos and simple instructions, makes a great gift for any expecting family with a dog, whether the dog is perfectly trained or in serious need of behavioral help.

BRUNO is a friendly & funny dog. He knows that some children are afraid of dogs... That's why he decided to teach you how to understand dog behavior. This book is dedicated to my 31⁄2-year-old daughter Nika, who courageously overcame her fear of dogs. From the very day she was born, Nika grew up with a family dog at home. So, you're probably wondering, how her fear of dogs developed? It all started when we were walking in our neighborhood with our dog: a big dog that wasn't on a leash attacked our dog. Nika witnessed this scene and from that day, she refused to go back outside. Her fear grew deeper and deeper. We decided to take her to a special therapist, someone who could teach her how to deal with her fear. After a few sessions, Nika's confidence started to come back, as she learnt about a variety of tools and techniques to help her deal with her fear. One of those tools was knowledge. It was that knowledge that inspired me to write this book. This book was created so that you too can teach the 'Dogs Behavior Knowledge Tool' to your children in a fun and enjoyable way. I hope you enjoy it. "Good book on teaching your children how not to fear dogs." (~Elizabeth) "Valuable Lessons About Dogs Behavior" (~M. McDonald) This Children's book is also great for early readers and is a great tool for how to overcome fear of dogs. Pick up your copy today!

Puppies need special love and attention compared to adult dogs. This child-friendly learning book will reveal basic information on how best to care for your puppies. Allowing your little ones to stock up on information will train them to not be intimidated by learning. Creating a mix of textbooks and picture books will help children to decide where they learn best. Grab a copy now.

Do you plan on getting your child a dog? Wait until you’ve read this book! Detailed in this informative picture book are the basics to dog care. It’s important that your child understands dog needs to ensure your pet is loyal and healthy. The pictures in each page will ensure attention and memorability of information. Grab a copy today.