You Might Be a Redneck If . . .
Title | You Might Be a Redneck If . . . PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 56 |
Release | 1997-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780836237382 |
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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
Title | Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 158 |
Release | 2007-09-25 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0345494245 |
Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
The Liberal Redneck Manifesto
Title | The Liberal Redneck Manifesto PDF eBook |
Author | Trae Crowder |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 352 |
Release | 2017-10-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1501160400 |
"The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--
Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary
Title | Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | Random House Digital, Inc. |
Pages | 385 |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0345507029 |
Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."
Redneck Classic
Title | Redneck Classic PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | |
Pages | 148 |
Release | 1995 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781563522284 |
This volume picks the most memorable lines from all six previous books and offer approximately 25 percent new material, including 150 previously unpublished You Might Be A Redneck If... punch lines. Let the laughter roll on.
You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
Title | You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson Inc |
Pages | 320 |
Release | 2004-09-22 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1418568473 |
You Might Be A Redneck if... You use a fishing license as a form of I.D. Your screen door has no screen. You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear. Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Title | The Mammoth Book of One-Liners PDF eBook |
Author | Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher | Robinson |
Pages | 607 |
Release | 2012-06-07 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1780335369 |
A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'