Go the F**k to Sleep
Title | Go the F**k to Sleep PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Mansbach |
Publisher | Akashic Books |
Pages | 18 |
Release | 2011-06-14 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1453271023 |
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Can't You Sleep, Little Bear?
Title | Can't You Sleep, Little Bear? PDF eBook |
Author | Martin Waddell |
Publisher | Can't You Sleep, Little Bear |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2009-06 |
Genre | Bears |
ISBN | 9781406323900 |
Little Bear can't sleep. He's frightened of the dark, even with the Biggest Lantern of Them All at his bedside. But Big Bear finds an ingenious way to reassure him.
Why We Sleep
Title | Why We Sleep PDF eBook |
Author | Matthew Walker |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 368 |
Release | 2017-10-03 |
Genre | Health & Fitness |
ISBN | 1501144316 |
"Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.
Bear Can't Sleep
Title | Bear Can't Sleep PDF eBook |
Author | Karma Wilson |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 40 |
Release | 2018-10-23 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1481459740 |
Winter has arrived and Bear is having a hard time falling asleep! Luckily, his friends are here to help in this cozy Classic Board Book! It’s winter and deep in the forest, Bear should be fast asleep. But when his friends come by to check on him, they realize that Bear is still awake! Now available as a Classic Board Book, join Bear and friends as they sing lullabies, drink tea, and find a way to sleep the winter away.
Why Won't You Sleep?!
Title | Why Won't You Sleep?! PDF eBook |
Author | Macall Gordon |
Publisher | BenBella Books |
Pages | 337 |
Release | 2024-11-19 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 1637745338 |
Have you tried everything to get your child to sleep and nothing has worked? You are not alone. Researcher and sleep coach Macall Gordon and the Sleep Lady Kim West offer a tried-and-true approach to shifting sleep behavior that actually works . . . even when nothing else has. A tsunami of modern sleep training methods promise “easy” and “quick” results and for many parents and children, these methods work as intended. However, there is a large, exhausted group of parents whose children have sleep problems that are not responsive to those crying-based methods. These children tend to be more reactive, persistent, and perceptive than their peers. And when it comes to sleep, little ones with this kind of temperament put up a much, much bigger fight. They need a different approach. That’s where Why Won’t You Sleep? comes in. Based on extensive research and proven methods used with thousands of families just like yours, this guide gives you strategies tailored to your child’s unique temperament. Readers will learn: Why popular sleep training techniques don’t work for some children The strengths and challenges of your child’s temperament traits Simple changes to your child’s routine and environment that set you up for success How to create a plan for your child, using the time-tested approach that doesn’t require leaving anyone alone to cry Tips, tricks, and workarounds for bedtime shenanigans, night wakings, co-sleeping, and more How to confidently push past plateaus and setbacks Along the way, Gordon and West provide much-needed encouragement, validation, and insights to bolster parents’ self-confidence and resilience. Why Won’t You Sleep?! gives you concrete answers to why sleep has been more challenging for these kiddos—and offers parents a much-needed dose of “I’ve got this!”
Little Owl, Little Owl Can't You Sleep?
Title | Little Owl, Little Owl Can't You Sleep? PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Campbell Books |
Pages | 10 |
Release | 2018-06-12 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781509875214 |
Wiggle the tabs and giggle as the noisy animals come to life in this perfect novelty bedtime book!Find out who is keeping little owl awake with their noisy habits and who is being very quiet.Wiggle the sliding tabs and giggle as the noisy animals come to life! With brilliantly bold, bright pictures by the wonderful Jo Lodge, plus a funny rhyming story, Little Owl, Little Owl, Can't You Sleep? is sure to put a big smile on your toddler's face and with any luck, a big yawn too!
Seriously, Just Go to Sleep
Title | Seriously, Just Go to Sleep PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Mansbach |
Publisher | Open Road Media |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2012-04-03 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1453257802 |
The G-rated, child-friendly version of the hilarious #1 New York Times bestselling classic! Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents (with a bit of potty-mouth language to help them vent their frustration). Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. Of course, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Mansbach’s new child-appropriate narrative, kids will recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents’ struggles—a perspective most children’s books don’t capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of their most stressful daily rituals. This fresh rendition includes Cortés’s updated illustrations, with a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep