Why Spacemen Can't Burp...
Title | Why Spacemen Can't Burp... PDF eBook |
Author | Mitchell Symons |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 274 |
Release | 2013-06-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1446479315 |
The latest collection of terrific trivia from the bestselling author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts Award winner. The answers to these incredible questions will boggle your brain! Can rocks have snot? Why do doughnuts have holes in the middle? Could a human child ever be raised by animals? What have hyenas got to laugh about? And why is it impossible to belch after blast-off?!
Why Don't You Smell When You're Sleeping?
Title | Why Don't You Smell When You're Sleeping? PDF eBook |
Author | Mitchell Symons |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 256 |
Release | 2014-06-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1446479331 |
Did you know... that a 'zyzzyx' is a type of wasp? that the chances of being injured by a toilet seat at some point in your life are reckoned to be one in 6.500? that the collective noun for giraffes is the very apt a 'tower of giraffes' and that snail races start with the words 'ready, steady, SLOW!' Amaze your mates and fascinate your family with these brilliant facts, and more!
Happily Never After
Title | Happily Never After PDF eBook |
Author | Mitchell Symons |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 178 |
Release | 2013-10-03 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1448171741 |
From bestselling revolting reference expert Mitchell Symons comes this wickedly funny modern take on Hilaire Belloc's Cautionary Verses. Meet a true rogue's gallery of horrid kids who hit the skids. Callum: who was a dreadful bully until he received his come-uppance; Tiffany: who couldn't put down her mobile phone and died a horrible death; Bill: whose ability to fart ended in tears and Chloe: whose determination to have the most Facebook friends meant she lost her real ones.
The True Meaning of Smekday
Title | The True Meaning of Smekday PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Rex |
Publisher | Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 287 |
Release | 2015-02-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1484731689 |
The hilarious, genre-bending novel from bestselling author Adam rex that inspired the blockbuster feature film Home -- fully illustrated with "photos," drawings, newspaper clippings, and comics sequences. When twelve-year-old Gratuity ("Tip") Tucci is assigned to write five pages on "The True Meaning of Smekday" for the National Time Capsule contest, she's not sure where to begin; when her mom started telling everyone about the messages aliens were sending through a mole on the back of her neck? Maybe on Christmas Eve, when huge bizarre spaceships descended on Earth and the aliens -- called Boov -- abducted her mother? Or when the Boov declared Earth a colony, renamed it "Smekland" (in honor of glorious Captain Smek), and forced all Americans to relocate to Florida via rocketpod? In any case, Gratuity's story is much, much bigger than the assignment. It involves her unlikely friendship with a renegade Boov mechanic named J.Lo; a futile journey south to find Gratuity's mother at the Happy Mouse Kingdom; a cross-country road trip in a hovercar called Slushious; and an outrageous plan to save the Earth from yet another alien invasion.
The Boys on the Rock
Title | The Boys on the Rock PDF eBook |
Author | John Fox |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 164 |
Release | 1994-01-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780312104337 |
A sixteen-year-old from the Bronx, popular at school and "sort of" going steady, falls in love for the first time with another boy one exuberant summer.
Why Eating Bogeys is Good for You
Title | Why Eating Bogeys is Good for You PDF eBook |
Author | Mitchell Symons |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 322 |
Release | 2012-05-30 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1448121477 |
EVER WONDERED . . . Why we have tonsils? Is there any cream in cream crackers? Why is the sea blue? And if kangaroos keep their babies in their pouches, what happens to all the poo?! Mitch Symons answers all these crazy questions and plenty more in this wonderfully funny and addictive book for children from 8 to 80! And yes, eating bogeys is good for you . . . but only your own!
Why Spacemen Can't Burp
Title | Why Spacemen Can't Burp PDF eBook |
Author | Mitchell Symons |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 274 |
Release | 2014 |
Genre | Children's questions and answers |
ISBN | 184941551X |
The latest collection of terrific trivia from the author of That Book of Perfectly Useless Information Can rocks have snot? Why do doughnuts have holes in the middle? Could a human child ever be raised by animals? What do hyenas have to laugh about? And why is it impossible to belch after blast-off?! This hilarious book contains the answers to these incredible questions and more that will boggle your brain.