"In one little town (it is sad but it's true), The tushies left town without leaving a clue." What happens when all the tushies in an unusual town decide to take a vacation?

Pictures and verse praise the virtues of the bottom.

This smart new paperback guides women and men to the true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love. With Dr. Sadie’s trademark tongue-in-cheek narrative, together with dozens of tasteful illustrations, Tickle My Tush clearly shows how to enjoy these newfound thrills—comfortably, safely and pleasurably. Designed from mild-to-wild, backdoor-curious couples can easily find their personal approach and comfort levels--and at their own pace. From mild outercourse joys like sensual butt massage and gentle fingerplay, to wild orgasmic sensations of butt toys, innercourse and the table-turning thrills of “pegging”, they will feel confident with the tips and techniques that dispel fears and skyrocket pleasures. Tickle My Tush is the perfect companion for the one-third of American couples already engaging in analplay, and are interested in learning new knowledge and techniques that prevent discomfort and promote pleasure. It’s as equally inviting for anyone who’s curious about this adventure, but isn’t sure where to begin. THE PLEASURES YOU SEEK ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Discover exciting new passions with the world’s most approachable “how-to” analplay guide. Stay mild–or go wild! Heat up with sensual butt massage, arouse with gentle fingerpadding, or take your buttplay adventures to the limit. Safeguard your health. Be confident with insider safer sex practices. Stay comfortable and protected – wherever your curiosities take you. Seeing is believing. Learn from over 60 tastefully explicit illustrations that show you the many exciting ways to give–and receive–with ease. Come from behind. Try all the touches and teases that unleash exhilarating climaxes–especially the proud ’n loud prostate orgasm! Double your pleasure. Discover the table-turning thrills of “pegging” and see why so many women—and men—are ecstatic. Go for ultimate arousal. Explore the erotic joys of fingerplay, tongue teases, penetration, butt toys, role reversal, and much more…. “If I’m gonna take advice from someone about my tush, it’s gonna be Dr. Sadie. Her style and humor are pleasant and informative, and she’s not afraid to leave out any embarrassing and important details. Remember...that’s where Cosmo gets its advice from!” -- ELENI SOLOMOU Columnist, Cosmopolitan “Whether you’re solo or with a partner—your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.” -- CHARLIE GLICKMAN PH.D. Sexuality Educator & Writer “Dr. Sadie demystifies a taboo subject with humor, eloquence and a playful ease that leaves no vital information behind.” --EMILY MORSE Host Sex with Emily & Co-author Hot Sex Finally—a book that reveals all about anal sex in a way that’s simple and fun, reminding us that it’s really all about one thing: pleasure! -- DR. SANDOR GARDOS Licensed Clinical Psychologist & Sex Therapist Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease to move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art. --LAURA HENKEL PH.D. Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery From the bestselling author of Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-on Guide to Penis Pleasing, Ride 'Em Cowgirl! Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking, TOYGASMS! The Insiders Guide to Sex Toys and Techniques and Tickle Your Fancy: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Self-Pleasure.

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

A mix-up leads to an unexpected connection in this small town, Silver Creek romance. After spending another family wedding fielding questions about her non-existent love life, Kelsey Noble decides she’s tired of waiting around for things she could go out and get herself. What Kelsey wants is a baby, and she doesn’t see any point waiting for a husband she’s not even sure she wants. But a mix-up at the fertility clinic lands her with a hassle she didn’t count on. A big, muscular hassle in a Stetson and cowboy boots. Cole Mitchell is shocked to discover that a grand gesture from years past has come back to haunt him. Now, thanks to a clerical error, a woman he’s never met is having his baby—and there’s no way he’s going to walk away and forget he has a child. Trying to make nice with the unexpected father of her baby lands Kelsey in Silver Creek, Oregon, dealing with the kind of small town life she left behind years ago. Even worse is dealing with the burning attraction she feels for Cole. She knows adding romance to the mix is a very bad idea, but she’s not sure how long she can resist falling for the last man she ever expected....

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“Elise Sax will win your heart.” –NYT bestselling author Jill Shalvis How to Marry a Billionaire Love sucks. Every time Beatrice Hammersmith falls for a guy, he breaks her heart and steals her appliances. It’s no fun sleeping alone and waking up without a coffeemaker. Fed up, Beatrice hatches a plan with two other women to find true love and marry billionaires. First on their agenda is to capture the heart of hottie billionaire, Cole Stevens. Cole is handsome, brilliant, and he owns his own appliances. Operation Billionaire sends the three new friends (and one of their mothers and a passel of children) to Cole’s ranch to make him fall in love with Beatrice. But their plans run into some trouble. It’s not so easy to bag a billionaire. Will Beatrice find love with Cole? Will she marry the billionaire of her dreams? How to Marry Another Billionaire Beatrice is away on a honeymoon with her billionaire. Now, it’s Olivia’s turn. Snagging a job as personal assistant to hottie billionaire Rock Clarke, she’s in his house and with a little encouragement, she could be in his bed. But Olivia comes with a lot of baggage in the form of her four children, and Rock is a confirmed player, not a diaper changer. Olivia’s Operation Billionaire backup – her mother and her friend Rosalind - won’t give up, though, until Rock is saying, “I do” and Olivia has her happily ever. How to Marry the Last Billionaire on Earth Operation Billionaire is a rousing success with one woman married and another engaged. Now, it’s high-powered professional Rosalind’s turn at catching her billionaire. But Rosalind hasn’t set her sights on love. She has less romantic goals. Heading to Bora Bora for a business meeting with her billionaire boss, she’s bound and determined to get him to put a ring on it. But her plans are dashed when her plane crashes onto a desert island. Now, she’s alone with the irritating guy from Seat 2A, who she wouldn’t marry if he was the last man on earth. But now he sort of is the last man on earth… Can these enemies become lovers? Can Rosalind find her happily ever after? The Operation Billionaire Trilogy boxed set includes three full-length hot and hilarious full-length novels by the author of the Matchmaker books. It’s perfect for fans of billionaire romance, romantic comedy, and chick lit. “Elise Sax belongs on every bookshelf.”—NYT bestselling author Melissa Foster