When Mum Went Funny

When Mum Went Funny
Title When Mum Went Funny PDF eBook
Author Jack Lasenby
Publisher Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
Pages 120
Release 2013-03-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 177553118X

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It's war-time and Dad's away, so Mum has to run the farm. Sometimes the stress of it all gives her funny ideas, in this hilarious tale by a much-loved, award-winning junior fiction author. ‘You wait till Constable Cuff hears about this ... We’re going to tell everybody in the district you sold your children for sixpence.’ In When Mum Went Funny, the cry of mothers everywhere is heard loud and clear. Ideas like trying to sell off the children, making nail soup and sleeping out in a haystack to catch whoever’s ‘bandicooting’ the potatoes. When Mum gets that look in her eye, the children go on high alert. They watch Kate, to see how worried they should be, because Kate, the eldest, is an even match for her Mother. Their frequent battles of wit and will-power keeps everyone entertained. In spite of Mum’s tricks and grumbles, she never loses control; the children know they can rely on her, even as they try to frustrate her at every turn. Mum’s mischievous tugging at the rug under her children’s feet provides lots of delicious fun and fretful anxiety. In this gently comic novel, Lasenby draws a heart-warming but unsentimental portrait of a family and community under duress, and of a mother who channels her exasperations into inventive ploys that not only help save her own sanity, but also bring grist and intrigue to family life.

Mum, I Want to Pee!

Mum, I Want to Pee!
Title Mum, I Want to Pee! PDF eBook
Author Sharon Milling
Publisher Conscious Dreams Publishing
Pages 22
Release 2018-04-16
Genre
ISBN 9781912551149

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When both Jasmine and her mother arrive at the park, things take an unexpected twist as Jasmine realises 'Mum, I want to pee!' Will Jasmine make it to the toilet in time? Should she have gone before she left?

What to Do When I'm Gone

What to Do When I'm Gone
Title What to Do When I'm Gone PDF eBook
Author Suzy Hopkins
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Pages 146
Release 2018-04-03
Genre Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN 1632869683

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A mother's advice to her daughter--a guide to daily living, both practical and sublime--with full-color illustrations throughout. One sleepless night while she was in her early twenties, illustrator/writer Hallie Bateman had a painful realization: her mom would die, and after she died she would be gone. The prospect was devastating, and also scary--how would she navigate the world without the person who gave her life? She thought about all the motherly advice she would miss--advice that could help her through the challenges to come, including the ordeal of losing a parent. The next day, Hallie asked her mother, writer Suzy Hopkins, to record step-by-step instructions for her to follow in the event of her mom's death. The list began: "Pour yourself a stiff glass of whiskey and make some fajitas" and continued from there, walking Hallie through the days, months, and years of life after loss, with motherly guidance and support, addressing issues great and small--from choosing a life partner to baking a quiche. The project became a way for mother and daughter to connect with humor, openness, and gratitude. It led to this book. Combining Suzy's wit and heartfelt advice with Hallie's quirky and colorful style, What to Do When I'm Gone is the illustrated instruction manual for getting through life without one's mom. It's also a poignant look at loss, love, and taking things one moment at a time. By turns whimsical, funny, touching, and above all pragmatic, it will leave readers laughing and teary-eyed. And it will spur conversations that enrich family members' understanding of one another.

The Field Guide to the North American Teenager

The Field Guide to the North American Teenager
Title The Field Guide to the North American Teenager PDF eBook
Author Ben Philippe
Publisher HarperCollins
Pages 334
Release 2019-01-08
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 0062824139

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William C. Morris YA Debut Award Winner! A hilarious YA contemporary realistic novel about a witty Black French Canadian teen who moves to Austin, Texas, and experiences the joys, clichés, and awkward humiliations of the American high school experience—including falling in love. Perfect for fans of Nicola Yoon, When Dimple Met Rishi, and John Green. Norris Kaplan is clever, cynical, and quite possibly too smart for his own good. A Black French Canadian, he knows from watching American sitcoms that those three things don’t bode well when you are moving to Austin, Texas. Plunked into a new high school and sweating a ridiculous amount from the oppressive Texas heat, Norris finds himself cataloging everyone he meets: the Cheerleaders, the Jocks, the Loners, and even the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Making a ton of friends has never been a priority for him, and this way he can at least amuse himself until it’s time to go back to Canada, where he belongs. Yet against all odds, those labels soon become actual people to Norris…like loner Liam, who makes it his mission to befriend Norris, or Madison the beta cheerleader, who is so nice that it has to be a trap. Not to mention Aarti the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, who might, in fact, be a real love interest in the making. But the night of the prom, Norris screws everything up royally. As he tries to pick up the pieces, he realizes it might be time to stop hiding behind his snarky opinions and start living his life—along with the people who have found their way into his heart.

When Mum Turned Into a Monster

When Mum Turned Into a Monster
Title When Mum Turned Into a Monster PDF eBook
Author Joanna Harrison
Publisher
Pages 0
Release 1996
Genre Children's stories, English
ISBN 9780006645191

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Confessions Of A Domestic Failure

Confessions Of A Domestic Failure
Title Confessions Of A Domestic Failure PDF eBook
Author Bunmi Laditan
Publisher HarperCollins Australia
Pages 221
Release 2017-05-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1489241817

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From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut sure to be a must–read for mums everywhere There are good mums and bad mums – and then there are hot–mess mums. Introducing Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay–at–home mum who's trying to navigate the world of Pinterest–perfect, Facebook–fantastic and Instagram–impressive mommies but failing miserably. When Ashley gets the opportunity to participate in the Motherhood Better boot camp run by the mummy–blog–empire maven she idolises, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mum she's always wanted to be. But will she fly high or flop? With her razor–sharp wit and knack for finding the funny in everything, Bunmi Laditan creates a character as flawed and lovable as Bridget Jones or Becky Bloomwood while hilariously lambasting the societal pressures placed upon every new mother. At its heart, Ashley's story reminds mums that there's no way to be perfect, but many ways to be great.

My Mum and Dad Make Me Laugh

My Mum and Dad Make Me Laugh
Title My Mum and Dad Make Me Laugh PDF eBook
Author Nick Sharratt
Publisher
Pages 24
Release 2011
Genre Children's stories
ISBN 9781406331851

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My mum likes spots and my dad loves stripes. And me? See if you can guess what I like!