We've Been Through So Much Together, and Most of it was Your Fault

We've Been Through So Much Together, and Most of it was Your Fault
Title We've Been Through So Much Together, and Most of it was Your Fault PDF eBook
Author Ashleigh Brilliant
Publisher Brilliant Enterprises
Pages 167
Release 1990
Genre Epigrams, American.
ISBN 9780880071826

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Contains 360 Ashleigh Brilliant created epigrams originally designed as postcards.

I May Not be Totally Perfect, But Parts of Me are Excellent, and Other Brilliant Thoughts

I May Not be Totally Perfect, But Parts of Me are Excellent, and Other Brilliant Thoughts
Title I May Not be Totally Perfect, But Parts of Me are Excellent, and Other Brilliant Thoughts PDF eBook
Author Ashleigh Brilliant
Publisher Brilliant Enterprises
Pages 160
Release 1979
Genre Epigrams, American
ISBN 9780912800660

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Nearly three hundred brilliant thoughts or "pot shots" are presented with humorous illustrations on the themes of communication, time and change, pleasure, life, and other topics of human concern

It's Not Your Fault, Koko Bear

It's Not Your Fault, Koko Bear
Title It's Not Your Fault, Koko Bear PDF eBook
Author Vicki Lansky
Publisher Book Peddlers
Pages 34
Release 2010-04-01
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1931863644

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KoKo Bear Can Help Children * learn what divorce means * deal with changes in their everyday lives * talk about their feelings * recognize that their feelings are natural * be assured that their parents still love them and will take care of them * understand that divorce is not their fault

The Mammoth Book of Insults

The Mammoth Book of Insults
Title The Mammoth Book of Insults PDF eBook
Author Geoff Tibballs
Publisher Robinson
Pages 739
Release 2011-08-04
Genre Humor
ISBN 178033267X

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Never be stuck for a wicked line again! - the ultimate collection of insults Here is the biggest and best ever collection of insults and sharp retorts for when you just wish you could have thought of something faster. Editor Geoff Tibballs presents more than 5,000 come-backs, put-downs, snaps, insults, unadmiring quips and quotes, for every occasion. From the most elegant of studied insults to the wickedest of putdowns, from the language of the street to the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, from playground insults to sports, family and marriage jibes - here is every possible barb you could ever need, guaranteed to crack up all those around you. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Your mother's so fat, she has her own area code. Are your parents siblings? Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Is there no beginning to your talents? You'd be out of your depth in a puddle. Don't you need a licence to be that ugly? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse. I'd love to go out with you but I have to worm my dog.

The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole
Title The Quotable A**hole PDF eBook
Author Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 256
Release 2011-10-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 144052565X

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Readers will find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered. They'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.

Scared Silly

Scared Silly
Title Scared Silly PDF eBook
Author Marcy Bryan
Publisher Standard Publishing
Pages 260
Release 2007
Genre Religion
ISBN 9780784720677

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Worried about something? You don’t have to stay that way. Scared Silly goes after the nasties of anxiety, hopelessness, and constant chocolate cravings with tips and tricks, pithy sayings, and Spirit-given insight—all punctuated with laugh-out-loud humor. Questions for personal reflection or group discussion included.

More Alive Than Ever

More Alive Than Ever
Title More Alive Than Ever PDF eBook
Author Forrest Chaffee
Publisher CSS Publishing
Pages 114
Release 2005
Genre Religion
ISBN 0788023500

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Finding and using apt illustrations to enhance a sermon or Bible study is a fine art. In this book, Forrest Chaffee proves himself a master at this endeavor. I highly recommend this book to anyone wanting to plumb the depths of some of the most significant miracles of Jesus. Herbert Chilstrom Former Presiding Bishop Evangelical Lutheran Church in America The Gospel of John has a unique function - unlike the synoptic Gospels, which provide chronological accounts of Jesus' life and ministry, John weaves the story and words of Jesus around seven miracles that he calls "signs." These signs are the visible evidence that Jesus is the source of true life. Through his spoken words and healing power, Jesus' inspiring life force flows outwardly to all who believe in him. This in-depth exploration of the miracle stories in John's Gospel helps you discover how to tap in to this powerful life force and become more alive than ever. Each chapter studies the scripture text of a miracle to identify the quality associated with it, then offers numerous illustrative examples demonstrating how this "sign" or trait can positively influence daily living. With thought-provoking discussion questions included, More Alive Than Ever is an excellent resource for small group Bible study or adult Sunday school classes. Its convenient illustration index also makes this a rich source of meaningful metaphors and stories for preaching. But even more, it's stimulating reading for anyone who wants greater insight into these marvelous accounts of God's power at work. Chapters include: Joy Is Like The Rain John 2:1-12 Trust Is An Umbrella John 4:46-54 Hope Can Be Moving John 5:1-9 Bread Is Always Needed John 6:1-14 Peace Is Like A Flowing River John 6:16-21 Seeing Is Getting The Mud Out Of Your Eyes John 9:1-41 New Life Is Like A Grain Of Wheat John 11:1-44 This book is a beautiful witness to the possibilities of a deeper and richer spiritual life. Chaffee opens up for us the spiritual wisdom of John's Gospel in understandable simplicity. Jerry L. Schmalenberger Former President Pacific Lutheran Theological Seminary Forrest Chaffee has an amazing gift of using stories and illustrations to help his readers discover what he is attempting to say. Laypersons will find this text to be very interesting and easy to read and understand. Chaffee takes the signs of Jesus and brings them down to very practical and earthy applications of everyday life. (from the Foreword) Paul M. Werger Bishop Emeritus, Southeastern Iowa Synod Evangelical Lutheran Church in America Forrest Chaffee opens up the signs of John's Gospel to us as he also opens up his own life and experiences for us to behold. Pastors and laypersons alike will enjoy his rich storytelling abilities. This engaging work, deeply rooted in a faithful pastor's heart, is a resource that will surely help others grow in their faith - and become more alive than ever! Daniel Solomon Senior Pastor, Augustana Lutheran Church Boone, Iowa In its sensitivity and simplicity, Forrest Chaffee's pastoral style penetrates to the heart of the Fourth Gospel's theology, which is the sacramental nature of all life. Both the Evangelist and Pastor Chaffee encourage readers to find God in the immediacy of daily existence. Edward W. Amend Emeritus Professor of Religion and Humanities University of Northern Iowa Forrest Chaffee served for over 40 years as the pastor of Lutheran congregations in Minnesota and Iowa. He has taught Old Testament, New Testament, and church history at Gustavus Adolphus College.