We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
Title We're Just Like You, Only Prettier PDF eBook
Author Celia Rivenbark
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Pages 292
Release 2010-04-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 1429908254

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"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for familes to eat together. . . . " Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks' salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much. What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartney's marriage to a model thirty years younger? We're not surprised. Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart. In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and them's," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Ya'll come back now, you hear.

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McClure's Magazine
Title McClure's Magazine PDF eBook
Author
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Pages 998
Release 1903
Genre
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The Pacific
Title The Pacific PDF eBook
Author
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Release 1915
Genre California
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The Windsor Magazine
Title The Windsor Magazine PDF eBook
Author
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Pages 910
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Genre England
ISBN

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St. Nicholas
Title St. Nicholas PDF eBook
Author
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Pages 526
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ISBN

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St. Nicholas
Title St. Nicholas PDF eBook
Author Mary Mapes Dodge
Publisher
Pages 526
Release 1884
Genre Children's literature
ISBN

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Farm Journal
Title Farm Journal PDF eBook
Author
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Release 1922
Genre Agriculture
ISBN

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