Uncle John's Plunges into New Jersey
Title | Uncle John's Plunges into New Jersey PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 860 |
Release | 2015-08-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1626861145 |
Uncle John takes a full-color plunge into the Garden State! As the birthplace of baseball, the Boss, and Bubble Wrap—New Jersey has got it all, and Uncle John’s Plunges into New Jersey (Illustrated Edition) covers it all…in brilliant Technicolor! This cool compendium is full of electrifying trivia and fascinating facts about the Garden State, but now it’s jam-packed with photographs and illustrations too! What kind of information are in these pages, you ask? Read all about… • What to eat at a diner (breakfast...anytime…obviously). • Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Shuffle. • The parts of Ellis Island that aren’t in New York. • Jersey Boys, Jersey Girls, and the Jersey Devil. And much more! It’s the perfect gift for all New Jerseyans—whether they were lucky enough to be born in the Garden State or just always wished to be.
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New Jersey
Title | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New Jersey PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Hysterical Society |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 224 |
Release | 2012-05-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1607106027 |
Experience New Jersey as you never have before, in this historical, hysterical guide to the Garden State. You from Jersey? What exit? Go ahead and laugh. But watch it, New Jersey is home to legendary tough guys like Tony Soprano and Frank Sinatra, and no one knows for sure if Jimmy Hoffa’s buried in the Meadowlands Stadium. Though many believe ‘New Jersey culture’ is an oxymoron, something conjured up while inhaling the fumes on the Turnpike, your Uncle John, a connoisseur of the Garden State, is out to prove them wrong. Take the plunge into N.J., and see why it’s like nowhere else - from Springsteen’s Asbury Park and Trump’s Atlantic City to the ivy walls of Princeton and the tidy townships to the west.
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Music
Title | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Music PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 442 |
Release | 2012-05-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1607106051 |
An entertaining trivia compendium flush with fun facts about all things music. From boogie-woogie to Beethoven, from Prince to Pavarotti, from the bards of Broadway to the rebels of rock ’n’ roll—it’s all here. Uncle John has created this harmonious collection of tuneful tales for music lovers everywhere. Uncle John has proven once again that he is in tune with our legion of loyal readers. This 516-page musical masterpiece dedicated to all things noteworthy ranges from silly one-hit wonders to culture-changing musical milestones. You’ll get a glimpse into the future of music and go back to the days when prehistoric man first started communicating in song. So, plug in your amp, turn the dial up to eleven, and have a blast reading about: · The origins of nearly every genre and style of music—including rock, country, jazz, the blues, rhythm-and-blues, hip hop, punk, folk, polka, opera, Muzak, disco, and even marching bands · Musical legends, from “outsiders” like the Shaggs and the Carter family, to giants like the Beatles, Elvis, and Weird Al Yankovic · The stories of legendary music venues like the Grand Ole Opry, the Apollo, and the Fillmore · How a computer glitch led to Right Said Fred’s 1991 hit “I’m Too Sexy” · Why waltzing was considered as scandalous in its early days as rock was in its early days · The birth of the banjo, the electric guitar, karaoke, and the Stradivarius violin · How John Williams struck a universal chord with his score for Star Wars · Go underground to play the world’s largest natural musical instrument · What happened at Woodstock and other weird concert mishaps And much, much more
Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever
Title | Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 389 |
Release | 2018-07-17 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1684123925 |
The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that’s flush with laughs. It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” ·Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more
Uncle John's New & Improved Briefs
Title | Uncle John's New & Improved Briefs PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 342 |
Release | 2018-07-17 |
Genre | Reference |
ISBN | 1684124182 |
Get your trivia on the go with this Uncle John’s anthology of fun fast facts, includes over twenty-five pages of new content! Uncle John’s New & Improved Briefs is chock-full of thousands of great facts and hundreds of quick hits covering history, origins, blunders, sports, pop science, and entertainment plus a sprinkling of riddles, puns, anagrams, and other classic wordplay. Read about . . . The secrets of top-secret spy lingo The monkey that got a head transplant . . . and lived Bizarre recipes: jellied moose nose, steamed muskrat legs, and haggis The worst movie bloopers from Best Picture Oscar winners The little-known story of the best deal in sports history The man behind Death Valley’s “Castle in the Desert” How to decipher the hidden codes on a dollar bill Sinister left-handed facts Earth’s greatest hits And much, much more!
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New York
Title | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New York PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 397 |
Release | 2012-06-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1607106515 |
Uncle John loves New York, so he's taking the plunge…into the land of bagels, bluebirds, and the Brooklyn Bridge. Start spreading the news. You’re reading today. You’re going to be a part of it--New York, New Yooooork! In this ode to the greatest place on Earth, Uncle John takes you through Ellis Island and down the Hudson to bring you the tome about New York that could only come from the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. Find out why the Empire State is the Big Apple of the world’s eye as you read about… * Manhattanhenge * The Big Apple on $0 a day * Heroes and horses of the NYPD * Fran Lee: the Pooper Scooper Lady * The extraordinary evolution of the Bronx River * Incredible finds…in the city’s sewers * How New Jersey lost Staten Island * Charlie Dickens disses New York * The alien hunters of Pine Bush * Big Apple bird watching * Upstate utopias And much, much more!
Uncle John's Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader
Title | Uncle John's Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 620 |
Release | 2020-09-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1645175022 |
Uncle John is back with another spectacular show—and it’s right here in front of you! Uncle John’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader is bursting with the latest oohs and aahs from the worlds of pop culture, history, sports, and politics. Dazzling facts, jaw-dropping blunders, and astounding lists of trivia will make your visits to the throne room more entertaining than ever. Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, so there’s always something to suit your needs. With Uncle John as the ringmaster for the 33rd straight edition, this Bathroom Reader is sure to be a crowd-pleaser!