Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Hollywood
Title | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Hollywood PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Hysterical Society (San Diego, Calif.) |
Publisher | |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2006-01-15 |
Genre | Curiosities and wonders |
ISBN | 9781592234974 |
Flush with delightfully useless--and sometimes even useful--information about sports, movies, music, politics, American and world history, and much more, this book is the most extensive reference guide in the series to date.
The Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Grossest Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 88 |
Release | 2016-05-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1626866147 |
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Before We Were Strangers
Title | Before We Were Strangers PDF eBook |
Author | Renée Carlino |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 320 |
Release | 2015-08-18 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1501105787 |
From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Who's Haunting the White House?
Title | Who's Haunting the White House? PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Belanger |
Publisher | Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
Pages | 72 |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 9781402738227 |
Filled with archival images and original illustrations, this book takes young readers on a tour of the White House, examining its history and the ghosts believed to reside there. Full color.
Countdown
Title | Countdown PDF eBook |
Author | Deborah Wiles |
Publisher | Scholastic Inc. |
Pages | 406 |
Release | 2016-04-26 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0545455499 |
The story of a formative year in 12-year-old Franny Chapman's life, and the life of a nation facing the threat of nuclear war. Franny Chapman just wants some peace. But that's hard to get when her best friend is feuding with her, her sister has disappeared, and her uncle is fighting an old war in his head. Her saintly younger brother is no help, and the cute boy across the street only complicates things. Worst of all, everyone is walking around just waiting for a bomb to fall. It's 1962, and it seems that the whole country is living in fear. When President Kennedy goes on television to say that Russia is sending nuclear missiles to Cuba, it only gets worse. Franny doesn't know how to deal with what's going on in the world -- no more than she knows how to deal with what's going on with her family and friends. But somehow she's got to make it through. Featuring a captivating story interspersed with footage from 1962, award-winning author Deborah Wiles has created a documentary novel that will put you right alongside Franny as she navigates a dangerous time in both her history and our history.
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New York
Title | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into New York PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 397 |
Release | 2012-06-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1607106515 |
Uncle John loves New York, so he's taking the plunge…into the land of bagels, bluebirds, and the Brooklyn Bridge. Start spreading the news. You’re reading today. You’re going to be a part of it--New York, New Yooooork! In this ode to the greatest place on Earth, Uncle John takes you through Ellis Island and down the Hudson to bring you the tome about New York that could only come from the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. Find out why the Empire State is the Big Apple of the world’s eye as you read about… * Manhattanhenge * The Big Apple on $0 a day * Heroes and horses of the NYPD * Fran Lee: the Pooper Scooper Lady * The extraordinary evolution of the Bronx River * Incredible finds…in the city’s sewers * How New Jersey lost Staten Island * Charlie Dickens disses New York * The alien hunters of Pine Bush * Big Apple bird watching * Upstate utopias And much, much more!
I Am Charlotte Simmons
Title | I Am Charlotte Simmons PDF eBook |
Author | Tom Wolfe |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 758 |
Release | 2005-08-30 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780312424442 |
At Dupont University, an innocent college freshman named Charlotte Simmons learns that her intellect alone will not help her survive.