Totlandia: The Onesies (Book 3 - Spring)
Title | Totlandia: The Onesies (Book 3 - Spring) PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 252 |
Release | 2014-08-17 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1942052006 |
IN BOOK 3 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership, but none of them counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, needing a pick-me-up from a bitter betrayal, whereas the new Onesies moms are trying to stay out of her sightlines long enough to deal with their own issues: Lorna wants to tell her family about Dante’s autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time. Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place. And Ally can’t bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady. But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game.
The Baby Planner
Title | The Baby Planner PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 386 |
Release | 2017-12-02 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1942052960 |
The Nanny Diaries meets The Wedding Planner in this smart, dishy novel from the author of Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives—featuring a woman who runs San Francisco’s premier baby planning company and the mommies-to-be who seek out her services. Katie Johnson may make her living consulting with new moms on the latest greatest baby gadgets no parent should be without, or which mommy meet-ups are the most socially desirable, or whether melon truly is the new black, but the success of her marriage to her husband, Alex, depends on controlling her own urges toward motherhood. He's adamant that they stay childless. Sure, Katie understands that he's upset over the fact that his out-of-town ex-wife rarely lets him see their ten-year-old son, Peter. But living vicariously through her anxious clients and her twin sisters' precocious children only makes Katie resent his stance more deeply. While helping a new client—Seth Harris, a high tech entrepreneur who must raise Sadie, his newborn daughter, as a single parent after the tragic death of his wife in childbirth—maneuver the bittersweet journey from mourning husband and reticent father to loving dad, Katie’s own ideals about love, marriage, and motherhood are put to the test as she learns ones very important lesson about family: How we nurture is the true nature of love. "Josie "Brown takes baby mania to its illogical, hysterical extreme in this bubbly romp. But what begins as a light foray into Bugaboo country turns into something bigger than a satire of status-obsessed Bay Area yummy mummies as Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family, with Katie's heartbreaking longing for a child unveiling a disturbing reality about her marriage and family. Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." —Publishers Weekly "We love Josie Brown. Plain and simple. We first fell for her when we read the impossibly delicious Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, and now we’re falling all over again after consuming her latest fun, funny and completely satisfying novel, The Baby Planner." -- Liz Fenton and Lisa Steinke
The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster
Title | The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 260 |
Release | 2013-12-03 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0989558835 |
Donna must stop the assassinations of both US political parties' presidential candidates. But when she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put aside her animosity long enough to save the candidate's life?
The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide
Title | The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 225 |
Release | 2013-04-05 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0974021458 |
London. Paris. Guantánamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love--and terrorists--in all the wrong places. Worse yet, an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry. She gets even.
Hollywood Hunk
Title | Hollywood Hunk PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 366 |
Release | 2015-01-21 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1942052081 |
There's only one thing worse than playing personal assistant to a handsome, egotistical, oversexed actor--falling in love with him. REVIEWS FOR THE TRUE HOLLYWOOD LIES SERIES: “…The tone is confessional, the writing laced with venomous humor…” –The Wall Street Journal “Brown captures the humor of working for a megalomaniac…[A] well-paced, entertaining story.” –Publishers Weekly “A fine piece of literary work.” –New York Post, Page Six “Josie Brown does an outstanding job capturing the glitz and glamour of Hollywood living yet illuminating the stark loneliness present beneath the façade. Filled with good-natured humor and witty repartee…” —Romance Reader's Connection “Before you check out the stars walking the red carpet at next Sunday's Oscars, spend time with Josie Brown's new satirical novel, about an irritating actor nominated for an Academy Award, his harried personal assistant and all the angst endured from the moment the nominations are announced until the winning name is read out loud. Brown, a journalist with her share of celeb interviews, drops names a-plenty.” –Lowell (MA) Press “With tongue-in-cheek dialogue, Josie Brown provides a fascinating look at the jet set lifestyle of the rich and for-the-moment famous…. You will laugh, cry, and wonder if it's worth it to be rich and famous.” –Romance Reviews Today
The Housewife Assassin’s Greatest Hits
Title | The Housewife Assassin’s Greatest Hits PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 306 |
Release | 2017-09-21 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1942052790 |
IN THE 16TH NOVEL OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES: As housewife assassin Donna Stone Craig’s life hangs in the balance, a deadly bet with the Grim Reaper brings forth a cavalcade of ghosts from her past: those whom she loved and lost, and those whose lives she took. Their sometimes chilling but always insightful points-of-view on Donna's life leave her with a few regrets, and at the same time grant her the redemption she needs to keep living. But first she must beat the Reaper at his own game.
The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play
Title | The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play PDF eBook |
Author | Josie Brown |
Publisher | Signal Press |
Pages | 259 |
Release | 2014-03-18 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0989558843 |
Lights, cameras and non-stop action! When Donna and Jack are placed on Interpol's Most Wanted list, they go on the lam by accepting an offer to act as espionage experts on a movie set.