Give them muck. Thats all they understand Dame Nellie Melba This Book outrages public decency! Toilet Trivia ..also known as Gutter Trivia or Sick Puppy Trivia is the collection of obscure and useless knowledge regarding all aspects of human and animal behaviour that are considered unsavoury or offensive in polite society.

Irreverent trivia for the bathroom or anywhere else the need arises! So you're in the toilet, stuck for something to do while you're doing whatever it is you're doing... Help is at hand with this totally random, supercool compendium packed with games, trivia, puzzles and quizzes to keep you amused and entertained. From space to sports, bad jokes to brain teasers, this is top toilet entertainment. Don't sit down without it!

Bathroom Trivia is a witty title to be read while answering the call of nature. Arranged in an informal way that readers can dip into randomly, the pages provide enough trivia, games, puzzles, stories, articles, and quizzes for even the longest restroom visits. Featuring an innovative mix of photographs and original artwork, the book will reveal everything from the workings of a toilet to the top ten dog names. Readers will come out of the restroom not only relieved but more knowledgeable as well!

Get the scoop on lady poop with this surprising and hilarious combination of feminism and fecal facts, a perfect bathroom book for any feminist. Everybody poops, and that means every body. Women are no strangers to time on the can, but for centuries women have been pressured to avoid mention, reference, and especially smell. It’s time to reclaim our right to let some sh*t go! - Did you know that women’s colons are TEN CENTIMETERS longer than men's? - Did you know that your toilet is TOO TALL, built for the invented height of the average male? - Did you know that your period actually makes you poop MORE? Women Don’t Poop and Other Lies offers a humorous look at the history and trivia around this most basic bodily function. From the pioneer days when women had to create pop-up port-a-Johns with their skirts to modern-day workday bathroom anxiety, this giftable book is packed full of surprisingly adorable and informative color illustrations and poopy pub trivia. Nevertheless, we poop!

From cannibals to conspiracy theories to the origin stories of candy, a compendium of thousands of fun facts to read behind closed doors! Our readers asked for it, and here it is: Uncle John’s first collection of his greatest short facts and quick reading material. Open up to any page of Extraordinary Book of Facts and you might find a list of, say, obscure words (“exocannibals” eat enemies; “indocannibals” eat friends). Flip to another page and there’s a whole bunch of facts about how long things take (a yak’s gestation period: 258 days). On another page: kid facts (the average four-year-old laughs 400 times per day; grownups, about fifteen). Get smarter and laugh a lot more with this amazing collection that features thousands of great facts, plus word origins, myth-conceptions, conspiracy theories, and much, much more. Arranged for simple and speedy reference, this book is the perfect companion for trivia buffs and knowledge junkies everywhere!