Dive into the hilariously insightful world of men's bathroom etiquette with "The Unwritten Rules of Men's Bathrooms." This collection of essays takes you on a comedic journey through the unspoken codes that govern our most private moments. From the delicate art of selecting the right stall to the perils of the midnight bathroom run, each essay offers a blend of humor and keen observation, revealing the absurdity and humanity that lies within these everyday rituals. Whether it's navigating the awkwardness of the sneak peek or dealing with bathroom emergencies that break every rule, this book provides a witty, relatable, and thoroughly entertaining exploration of a subject often overlooked. Join authors like Stan Stalling, Al Armstrong, and Lou Fresher as they share their laugh-out-loud anecdotes and practical advice, all while shedding light on the universal experiences we all share in the restroom. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor in the mundane, this collection is a must-read for those looking to understand the subtle intricacies of bathroom behavior and enjoy a good laugh along the way. Don't miss out on this unique and delightful peek into the unspoken rules that keep our restroom visits civil and, most importantly, humorous.

Society has rules--some written, some just understood. Without these rules society breaks down, crumbles, fails. Public restrooms are no exception: there are rules. They should be just understood but apparently that's not so. So here they are, just the basics. Bathroom Etiquette--The Previously Unwritten Rules, now written out for you to study. Follow these 20 simple, sometimes life-saving, guidelines and together we can prevent the fall of our society as we know it. This book is meant to enlighten people on rules that should be understood but seem to have been forgotten, it is not your ex-wife in written form. There is a little humor thrown in, to help those who are easily embarrassed. But don't mistake the humor for making light of the situation--our public bathroom etiquette has hit the toilets. Read them, share them, but REMEMBER THE RULES!

Never hog both armrests when you fly. Doorways, staircases, and elevator entrances are inappropriate spots to stop and chitchat. Always remember that one's own poop does, in fact, stink. When you borrow someone's car, fill it up with gas before you give it back. These are the unwritten rules of life. Observe them, and one rises above the great unwashed. Observe them not, and one goes straight to trailer trash. In this hilariously civil guide, you'll learn all of the principles of politesse our mothers tried to teach us--but some of us just weren't listening. So listen up, because our mothers were right: Handsome is as handsome does. If you never really understood what that meant--and who did?--then this book is for you. The Universal Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules: Because some rules should never be broken.

Some rules are meant to be broken, but these rules are meant to be followed. Compiled in to one easy to understand book, these are just a few of the rules of life that should be adhered to in every day situations. Some of the rules listed here are often forgotten and more often ignored. While most of what can be taken away from this book are rules that most of society knows and obeys, there may be a few surprises for some. With society being inundated with reality TV, the Internet and social media, the desire and the opportunity to learn about the fundamental rules of life has diminished. This book is a great reminder of these rules, giving a twist of humor while being very informative.

Teaching essential skills for life, school, work, and independent living, this comprehensive and practical toolkit supports educators and clinicians in their work with adolescents and young adults with an Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) or Learning Difference (LD) diagnosis. It presents tried-and-true strategies that address difficulties with social skills and Executive Function, cognitive rigidity, self-esteem issues, and more. It includes: - Focused chapters on skills for life, school, work, and independent living - Photocopiable teaching materials and tips for classroom management - Sections on peer-mentoring, mediation, and inclusion - Assessment strategies, including student self-assessment materials and feedback forms - Contributions from experts in the field, including Dr. Stephen Shore, Liane Holliday Willey, Dr. Brenda Smith Myles, Barbara Bissonnette and Jennifer Cook O'Toole. Drawing on over 30 years' teaching experience at the College Internship Program (CIP), Dr. Michael P. McManmon's toolkit is a complete curriculum for educators, clinicians, and professionals who teach or advise young adults on the ASD or LD Spectrum. It can also be used effectively by parents and individuals for self-study.

Filled with useful advice, easy-to-apply techniques, and personal anecdotes from both the author's own experiences of Asperger's Syndrome and those of his students, this book is a practical guide for helping young adults on the spectrum achieve independence and learn life-long skills of self-knowledge, self-sufficiency, and self-advocacy.

Cherry examines the very stringent social rules that govern male interaction in public restrooms. She concludes that conservative bathroom protocol arises out of awkwardness that itself arises from a situation that violates the normally distinct division between men's public and private lives.