A delightful picture book that's perfect for anyone, big or small, who's ever been afraid of what might be lurking under their bed. Guaranteed to help children sleep peacefully in a monster-free bedroom.A humorous take on a classic childhood concern offering the ultimate step-by-step survival guide. Perfect for anyone who lies awake at night worrying about monsters.Doughnut monsters.Blue monsters.DANCING ROBOT MONSTERS!If children follow the ten easy steps then they'll never be bothered by monsters again. Not even carrot monsters. Perfect for anyone, big or small, who's ever been afraid of what might be lurking under the bed.

Scientists from Goodnight Labs present ten simple steps for chasing away a wide variety of bedtime monsters, such as whispering jokes to them so they will go tell their friends.

Make room in your suitcase for this monstrously entertaining guide to fantastic creatures around the world — and how to elude them. I did not make any of this up. Do you know why you should have baby teeth handy when visiting the Midwest? Or why you should bring a cucumber with you when swimming in Japan? How good are you at solving Russian riddles? From Boston to Bejing, from Moscow to Mali, any place you visit has its own terrifying tales of very real creatures. Complete with handy "gruesomeness ratings," this guide offers all the important facts on some sixty-three folkloric monsters and how (if possible!) to survive an encounter with them. Meticulously researched by Judy Sierra and illustrated in grotesque detail by Henrik Drescher, here is the ultimate resource for any world traveler, armchair or otherwise, hoping to make it home alive.

Learn all the basics of digging, fighting, and building in Terraria! There's plenty to see and do in the world of Terraria--that is, if you can manage to survive. Monsters of all kinds await adventurous explorers, and each layer of terrain is filled with new dangers. This handbook contains all the knowledge you need to stay alive. Find out what types of enemies to expect in each of Terraria's many biomes, then learn how to make the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. Craft powerful weapons and armor, and soon you won't just be surviving--you'll be thriving!

Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks? The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for: 1. Death by time freeze 2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream 3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book! Be sure to watch for your surroundings! Or else... ROAR!!!

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.