THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

Society has rules--some written, some just understood. Without these rules society breaks down, crumbles, fails. Public restrooms are no exception: there are rules. They should be just understood but apparently that's not so. So here they are, just the basics. Bathroom Etiquette--The Previously Unwritten Rules, now written out for you to study. Follow these 20 simple, sometimes life-saving, guidelines and together we can prevent the fall of our society as we know it. This book is meant to enlighten people on rules that should be understood but seem to have been forgotten, it is not your ex-wife in written form. There is a little humor thrown in, to help those who are easily embarrassed. But don't mistake the humor for making light of the situation--our public bathroom etiquette has hit the toilets. Read them, share them, but REMEMBER THE RULES!

"The World's Best Bathroom Book" offers light-hearted funnies, little-known facts and intriguing quizzes. A fun gift readers will want for others and for themselves.

This bathroom joke book is the ultimate bathroom reader and has over 600 funny jokes and will be the most entertaining bathroom book all adults, men and women with humor to last the whole year. It is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. The Bathroom Joke Book is a must have addition to any bathroom and the perfect funny birthday or Christmas present.

Uncle John’s all-new 8th edition is packed with everything that Bathroom Reader fans have come to expect from this stellar series—short, medium, and long articles covering a whole host of topics—everything from dumb crooks to funny quotes to forgotten history. Read about… * Ice cream origins * Olympic cheaters * Celebrity mummies * The first Thanksgiving * Groucho’s wit and wisdom * Weird tales of the Ouija board * The creation of Frankenstein’s monster * “Earring Magic Ken” and other weird dolls And much, much more!

Dive into the hilariously insightful world of men's bathroom etiquette with "The Unwritten Rules of Men's Bathrooms." This collection of essays takes you on a comedic journey through the unspoken codes that govern our most private moments. From the delicate art of selecting the right stall to the perils of the midnight bathroom run, each essay offers a blend of humor and keen observation, revealing the absurdity and humanity that lies within these everyday rituals. Whether it's navigating the awkwardness of the sneak peek or dealing with bathroom emergencies that break every rule, this book provides a witty, relatable, and thoroughly entertaining exploration of a subject often overlooked. Join authors like Stan Stalling, Al Armstrong, and Lou Fresher as they share their laugh-out-loud anecdotes and practical advice, all while shedding light on the universal experiences we all share in the restroom. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor in the mundane, this collection is a must-read for those looking to understand the subtle intricacies of bathroom behavior and enjoy a good laugh along the way. Don't miss out on this unique and delightful peek into the unspoken rules that keep our restroom visits civil and, most importantly, humorous.