The Stupidest Holiday of the Year
Title | The Stupidest Holiday of the Year PDF eBook |
Author | Pamela DuMond |
Publisher | Pamela DuMond |
Pages | 55 |
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Genre | Fiction |
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USA Today Best author featured on “ABC 20/20” brings you a Playing Sweeter '1-hour' Rom-Com read! After thirteen years of marriage I, Jenessa Rousseau, am finally divorced. My friends push me to date again but I’m not ready to put a toe in those waters. Instead I’m working through my roller coaster ride of feelings at the gym. At least the treadmill won’t complain I didn’t fold its socks right or cheat on me. My not-dating plan is going great until Max, the chiseled trainer in the “Naughty but Nice” T-shirt, volunteers to help me work out. Max is dangerously hot, kind, smart, and, wait – what? Twelve years younger than me? When he asks if I have Valentine’s Day plans I almost fall over, but then smoothly reply, “No - that’s the stupidest holiday of the year.” But sometimes the stars align. And sometimes you find yourself healing. And sometimes the stupidest holiday of the year can turn into the sweetest one... __ “The Stupidest Holiday of the Year” © 2016 Pamela DuMond was originally published as “Glow” in Holiday Ever After Anthology by LARA in 2016. Grab this super cute story!
Worst. Holiday. Ever.
Title | Worst. Holiday. Ever. PDF eBook |
Author | Charlie Higson |
Publisher | Penguin UK |
Pages | 352 |
Release | 2021-04-29 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0241414792 |
A hilarious new book from the bestselling children's author - Adrian Mole for the new generation! *'Made me cry with laughter and my heart ache' Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy* *'Funniest. Book. Ever' Ross Welford, author of Time Travelling with a Hamster* Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers. Stan is absolutely terrified. Luckily, his mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack, and what to do if he gets kidnapped. Stan thinks that a better list would include how to cope with odd food, and what to do if he accidentally calls Felix's mum 'mum' in front of everybody. And it soon turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. One thing's for certain, Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all . . . Worst. Holiday. Ever is a story about facing fears, dealing with worries, and how it's OK to be anxious, scared, and sometimes a little bit brave.
The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World
Title | The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World PDF eBook |
Author | Joey Acker |
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Release | 2019-03-15 |
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ISBN | 9781951046095 |
OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Worst Holiday Ever
Title | Worst Holiday Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Kilby Blades |
Publisher | Preslaysa Williams |
Pages | 330 |
Release | 2018-11-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0999153242 |
It's the most wonderful time of the year! OK-scratch that. It's time for another obligatory family gathering. And nothing spices up the egg nog like bringing your partner home. Surely your belligerent brother-in law, your gimlet-eyed granny and your drunken uncle will keep it classy. With forced proximity and alcoholic beverages, what could possibly go wrong?
The Book of (Holiday) Awesome
Title | The Book of (Holiday) Awesome PDF eBook |
Author | Neil Pasricha |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 193 |
Release | 2013-11-05 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0425253724 |
There’s nothing like the holidays. They bring out the best, and sometimes the worst, in everyone. Luckily, Neil Pasricha is here to remind us that not only are the holidays great, but there’s actually even more to celebrate than we realize. From Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, to other holidays throughout the year, such as Mother’s Day and Thanksgiving, The Book of (Holiday) Awesome will show you why holidays are…AWESOME. • Making the first footprint in fresh snow • When the in-laws leave • Waking up and realizing it’s Christmas • Just barely wrapping a gift with that tiny scrap of leftover wrapping paper • When they finally stop playing Christmas songs on the radio • Knowing “Kwanzaa” is worth more Scrabble points than “Hanukkah” or “Christmas”
Greetings from Auschwitz
Title | Greetings from Auschwitz PDF eBook |
Author | Pawel Szypulski |
Publisher | |
Pages | 88 |
Release | 2015-09-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9783905929898 |
The Stupidest Angel (v2.0)
Title | The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) PDF eBook |
Author | Christopher Moore |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 303 |
Release | 2009-10-13 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0061800325 |
Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.