"Cursed with porcelain skin and on the run from a zealous knight, Ferra has no choice but to trust the disgraced pirate captain Brig to keep her safe and reunite her with her ex-girlfriend in a faraway city. Together, they bicker across the high seas, dodge nefarious obstacles, and accidentally fall in love"--

"Cursed with porcelain skin and on the run from a zealous knight, Ferra has no choice but to trust the disgraced pirate captain Brig to keep her safe and reunite her with her ex-girlfriend in a faraway city. Together, they bicker across the high seas, dodge nefarious obstacles, and accidentally fall in love"--

At age fourteen, Ted Merritt is eager to replace his imaginary friend, a pirate, with real friends but soon he is led from Cape Cod, Massachusetts, into a world of "abstract companions" who are intent on wreaking vengeance on the human race.

Marnie Winters was going to turn her life around; get out of the house, make friends, no more "Miserable Old Marnie!" Everything was going to plan, but then, of course, she died. Now, Marnie's a ghost trapped on Earth, and the only one who can help her is the overenthusiastic, alien social worker, Xel, whose job is to help ghosts "close their file" and pass on. Are you ready for a sweetly nostalgic trip through Marnie's life, correcting mistakes and righting what once went wrong? Well sorry, this isn't that story! Xel has a much better idea to soothe Marnie's troubled spirit: an internship in the hopeless bureaucracy of the trans-dimensional Department for Spectral Affairs! This new do-gooder duo has their work cut out for them in a series of hilarious mishaps and misadventures throughout the space-time continuum (but mostly in and around the office) as Marnie finds pathways through her feelings of worthlessness by helping others. A paranormal fantasy about healing, learning to love yourself, and being OK with being not OK, It's Your Funeral is the cosmic office comedy you've been dying to read!

The Pirate Bay Collection stands as a monumental anthology, weaving together the rich tapestry of pirate-themed narratives across history, true stories, and the most celebrated pirate novels. This collection boasts an unparalleled range of literary styles, from the swashbuckling adventures of high seas to the introspective accounts of piracy's impact on society. Within its pages, readers will find an exquisite blend of historical accuracy and fantastical escapades, encapsulated in timeless works that have shaped the literary depiction of piracy. The diversity and significance of the works included, alongside standout pieces that define the pirate genre, highlight this collection's importance in both literary and cultural contexts. The contributing authors and editors, a veritable who's who of literary giants from Jules Verne to F. Scott Fitzgerald, bring a broad spectrum of perspectives, backgrounds, and styles to the anthology. Their collective contributions underscore the multifaceted nature of piracy, touching on themes of adventure, morality, freedom, and the human condition. This assortment of voices aligns with various literary movements, from Romanticism to Realism, enriching the collection with a historical and cultural depth that offers readers a panoramic view of the pirate's place in literature and society. The Pirate Bay Collection is an essential volume for anyone interested in exploring the myriad ways in which pirates have been imagined, romanticized, and vilified throughout literature. It offers a unique opportunity to embark on a journey through the high seas of narrative innovation, historical reflection, and literary excellence. This anthology not only serves as an educational tool, shedding light on the evolution of the pirate narrative but also as a portal to the thrilling escapades and moral quandaries that have captivated the minds of readers for centuries. Engage with this collection to experience the wide breadth of insights and the dynamic dialogue fostered between different authors' works, all within the fascinating context of piracy.