Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts! Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner's) favorite body part, there's this book. It's a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man's member, so this book doesn't beat around the bush. It pulls together 500 options, sizes them up, and helps you get down to business and choose the perfect fit. At the end of the naming process, you will think your choice is a stroke of genius--and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.

The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?

The answers to all those down there questions you didn't even know to ask. It’s not breaking news that our understanding of certain parts of our bodies is somewhat… lacking. Throw in the misinformation lurking on the internet (we’re looking at you, everyone on Yahoo Answers), and you’ve got a real mess when it comes to sex and our reproductive bits. While we might all get the birds and bees, many of us certainly don’t really understand our plumbing. Well, it’s time to crack out that mirror and read up, because Dr. Brooke Ah Shay is here to save us from ourselves. The Penis / The Vagina will tell you everything you didn’t know that you didn’t know, whether you’re 16 or 60. Dr. Ah Shay has already read through all those boring medical texts so you don’t have to, and has distilled everything into a fun, informative guide for anyone curious about what exactly is going on when you’re getting it on, or any other part of the day. Designed as two books in one, this owner’s guide is flippable: one side has information all about the vagina. Turn it around, and it’s a guide to the penis. Full of infographics and some mind-boggling facts, this book is the perfect guide for anyone who wants to take a trip downstairs.

A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.

For many years, doctors have been baffled about the reasons for pain and inflammation, but no one is really sure what causes it and why it continues to pester the human body. Many diseases and ailments have been blamed for such aches and pains including arthritis, rheumatism, bursitis, and fibromyalgia. In his tongue-in-cheek guidebook, John Ritz shares an innovative approach designed for anyone who wishes to gain a better understanding of the tiny inducers of pain (TIPs) that often invade our bodies. Ritz begins by explaining the TIPs groups and how each operates. As he illustrates how he built working relationships with TIPs, he also shares information about how to correctly associate with any group of TIPs in the body. Finally, Ritz shares enlightening, often amusing, conversations with a special TIP who explains the whys of pain and offers methods to avoid or lessen future pain. From toeicians to kneeyins to mouthroatians, Ritz provides an eye-opening glimpse into TIPs, how they work, and why they are responsible for all of our aches and pains. TIPs teaches others not only how to look at the human body in an entirely different way, but also how to effectively communicate with any tiny inducer of pain.

This is my third published book called The Third Book. The short stories are always written for movies. First off want to thank again writer author Stephen King for liking my stories and my books. That brought 300 Hollywood celebrities to come see me on his praise. My stories continue from the first two books on GOD and Jesus, Saints and family, Heaven and Hell, Planets, Satan, military, police, politics, music, and Hollywood. Stories from the past and present. People of fame are named and written in many stories. I want to thank The United States Secret Service, Thanking The White House staff of The United States, The United States Army, The United States Army Fort Benning Division, The United States Air Force, and The United States Department of Defense. And special thanks to The President of The United States of America. Thank you Mr. President Joe Biden. I want to thank NASA The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I want to thank the Ottawa Police Services and O.P.P. Ontario Provincial Police and RCMP Royal Canadian Mounted Police for your public support for my books. I want to thank the F.D.A. Food and Drug administration for helping me with curing cancer.