An anthology encompassing hundreds of articles from September 2000 through September 2001 includes "No Jennifer Lopez News Today" and such post-September 11 works as "Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell."

All The News That's Fit to Reprint The latest book in the New York Times bestselling Onion Ad Nauseam series includes every news story, opinion piece, news-in-brief, horoscope...yes, every last word that appeared in The Onion between October 2002 and October 2003. Here they are at last: all the issues of The Onion that you missed because you had a life to live. And each page takes 0.0 seconds to load! Fanfare for the Area Man: The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives, Volume 15 is packed with material no longer available online or anywhere else. Look for a new volume every year.

All The News That's Fit to Reprint Get ready for another year of award-winning journalism from The Onion, America's Finest News Source. The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives, Volume 14 collects every article that The Onion published between November 2001 and October 2002, including opinion pieces, horoscopes, and your favorite columns from all of the Onion regulars. The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives, Volume 14 is packed with material no longer available online or anywhere else. Look for a new volume every year.

The Onion team is back with more deadpan headlines, opinion pieces, news in brief . . . in fact every last damn word published by America’s Finest News Source™ in the past year. This is their fifth book and the second in a series of complete yearly roundups - the previous 12 months’ editions, and not available online - with all the news The Onion brought to the masses in their fourteenth year. From the cutting edge of world events came, ‘US Urges Bin Laden To Form Nation It Can Attack’, ‘President Urges Calm Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers’ and ‘Eight Million Americans Rescued From Poverty With Redefinition Of Term’. Not forgetting old favourites, the team also found time to champion stories like ‘Pepsi Super Bowl Ad Raises Worldwide Pepsi-Awareness 0.00000000001 Percent’ and ‘Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts’. The Onion Ad Nauseam Volume 14 is back to bring you pure Onion, wrapping it’s cultural commentary and loony anecdotes in the language of a suburban daily. Still the original and best way to take a humorous look at world events, this will appeal to anyone with a sense of humour . . . except maybe if you work in politics.

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