Two funny happy-ending stories: #1. A boy peed his pants while going to school. What will he do now? #2. Find out how a boy named Poop got his name. What will he do when he grows up?A funny book that your kids would love to read!I wanted my kids to enjoy reading. So I made up a couple of stories about the things that my kids find funny - Potty, Pee and Poop. I hope your kids enjoy this book as much as my kids do! :) #funny book #toddler's book #preschool book #children's book #kid's book #story book #bedtime stories #book for boys#book for girls

Join Polly on her wild adventure of chanting and learning how to pee pee in the potty. Will she get to wear her big girl underwear?

"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.

Littlesaurus refuses to use the potty. Could it be that a bit of reverse psychology is in order to help him change his rude ways? Full color.

This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!

12 Activities to Liven Up Long Potty Breaks. Includes a pen with an erasable cap so you can wipe when you're done.

Even little kids know that eating poop is yucky!What they don't realize is that if they don't wash their hands after they use the potty, they could be doing something that will make them sick, just like eating poop. This book uses fun, vivid and simple examples to remind kids to always wash hands before they eat, cook, play with their toys or touch anything, even their own eyes and noses!