Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez

Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez
Title Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez PDF eBook
Author Alberto Arcia
Publisher Arte Publico Press
Pages 240
Release 2009-09-30
Genre Fiction
ISBN 161192104X

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Alex Perez is an aspiring writer living with his girlfriend Ramona, who feeds him, washes and irons his clothes, and gives him nice and useful gifts. All that is expected of him in return is to satisfy her unquenchable sexual urges. Her mother Charlene is paying RamonaÍs bills until she graduates from college, and she thinks Alex is a free loader. HeÍs horrified when Charlene gives him an ultimatum: ñYou either marry her or I wonÍt put out another dime.î Quick thinker that he is, Alex negotiates a dowry: CharleneÍs Mercedes Benz convertible and an all-expense-paid road trip to Panama so he can marry Ramona in the presence of his beloved mother. Soon the deal is sealed and Alex finds himself headed down the Pan American Highway with his fianc?e and„much to his dismay„his future mother-in-law. Armed with maps and an assortment of emergency rations, Alex is determined to postpone their arrival in Panama and his impending nuptials. The unlikely trio has just crossed the border when two Mexican street urchins, Junior (Jaime Buffet, Jr.) and his brother Raul, join the group. And before they know it, AlexÍs delaying tactics lead the motley crew into a series of dodgy and often perilous situations frequently involving pistol-waving bandits and corrupt government officials. But itÍs their efforts to free CharleneÍs lover„a defrocked Guatemalan priest„from jail that leads to an even more twisted turn of events! Their travels through Mexico, Belize and Guatemala introduce them to a slew of colorful characters, including a drunken boat captain and his blind first mate, and a Guatemalan police officer, who owns several whorehouses. Featuring a roguish protagonist with a distinct, humorous voice, Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez is a satirical take on the clash of cultures between north and south of the U.S. border.

Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series

Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series
Title Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series PDF eBook
Author Matt T. Berry
Publisher Matt T. Berry
Pages 55
Release 2021-08-18
Genre Fiction
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Surprise! It is Alex’s mum’s birthday, and he is helping his Dad and older brother Greg to organising a surprise party. Streamers, presents, balloons, cake, and punch are the tasks for the day. There is a lot to do before she gets home from work, and with a little help from their next-door neighbour, Mr Franklin, will they be able to get everything done in time? Join Alex, Greg, and Dad as they try to work together to make the party a success. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING!

Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series

Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series
Title Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series PDF eBook
Author Matt T. Berry
Publisher Matt T. Berry
Pages 61
Release 2021-08-18
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
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Alex is on a family camping trip and it seems he has not forgotten to pack his bad-luck suitcase. From playing cricket, to roasting marshmallows, to building a fort, everything continues to not go Alex’s way. Will his good intentions ever turn out as planned? Join Alex in this adventure as a typical kid with a typical family have anything but an typical camping trip. There will be side-splitting scenarios, ruined meals, random fires and ‘special packages’ from the family dog, Buster.

Disco: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series

Disco: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series
Title Disco: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series PDF eBook
Author Matt T. Berry
Publisher Matt T. Berry
Pages 61
Release 2021-08-18
Genre Fiction
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It is the end of year school disco and Alex has his dancing shoes on. The aim, simple, ask Lola, the prettiest girl in Grade 2, to dance. The bright colorful lights are shining, the music is pumping, there is a huge disco ball hanging from the ceiling… what could go wrong? Join Alex and his best friend Henry as they try to finish off the school year with a bang (and a CRASH).

A Peculiar Peril

A Peculiar Peril
Title A Peculiar Peril PDF eBook
Author Jeff VanderMeer
Publisher Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
Pages 304
Release 2020-07-07
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 0374308896

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A Peculiar Peril is a head-spinning epic about three friends on a quest to protect the world from a threat as unknowable as it is terrifying, from the Nebula Award–winning and New York Times bestselling author of Annihilation, Jeff VanderMeer. Jonathan Lambshead stands to inherit his deceased grandfather’s overstuffed mansion—a veritable cabinet of curiosities—once he and two schoolmates catalog its contents. But the three soon discover that the house is filled with far more than just oddities: It holds clues linking to an alt-Earth called Aurora, where the notorious English occultist Aleister Crowley has stormed back to life on a magic-fueled rampage across a surreal, through-the-looking-glass version of Europe replete with talking animals (and vegetables). Swept into encounters with allies more unpredictable than enemies, Jonathan pieces together his destiny as a member of a secret society devoted to keeping our world separate from Aurora. But as the ground shifts and allegiances change with every step, he and his friends sink ever deeper into a deadly pursuit of the profound evil that is also chasing after them.

Misadventures with a Manny

Misadventures with a Manny
Title Misadventures with a Manny PDF eBook
Author Toni Aleo
Publisher Waterhouse Press
Pages 1
Release 2018-10-09
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1642630055

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Vera Woods is at her wit’s end. Her husband has run off with the nanny, leaving Vera with a broken heart, three very angry sons, and even less time to juggle the demands of family and her career. After her boys scare away a sixth replacement nanny, Vera is out of time off from work and desperately out of options. Still nursing an aching heart, she turns to an unlikely source for help―a manny. Lincoln Scott is no stranger to family chaos. But rather than grow jaded, he has thrown his natural talents into building his own business―providing live-in childcare for families as a manny. The money is great and the perks are a blast, but when his family of six years moves to Germany and their plans to bring him along fall through, Lincoln is suddenly unemployed and aware of how much of himself he’s given to other people’s families. Brought together by circumstances, Lincoln and Vera’s mutually beneficial business arrangement becomes complicated by the undeniable chemistry they share. Vera needs a manny and Lincoln needs a job, but they both may have found the very thing neither one had realized they needed―a whole lot more. Misadventures is a romantic series of spicy standalone novels, each written or co-written by some of the best names in romance. The stories are scandalous, refreshing, and, of course, incredibly sexy. They’re the perfect bedside read, a ‘quick blush’ for the reader who loves a page-turning romance.

Misadventures of a Magician's Son

Misadventures of a Magician's Son
Title Misadventures of a Magician's Son PDF eBook
Author Laurie Smollett Kutscera
Publisher
Pages 178
Release 2020-04
Genre
ISBN 9781732893535

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Twelve-year-old Alex was taught illusion by the best. Misadventures of a Magician's Son tells the story of Alexander Finn's personal journey dealing with the death of his father, a celebrated magician, and the extraordinary gift he left behind. Uprooted from his childhood home for the seemingly hokey town of Orchard, Maine, Alex refuses to unpack and wants nothing to do with his new surroundings. But when he discovers an unusual deck of animated cards tucked in the back of his father's old desk, things begin to unravel and Alex's true adventure begins.