The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes
Title | The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | E. Henry Thripshaw |
Publisher | Hachette UK |
Pages | 456 |
Release | 2010-09-30 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1849016658 |
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
The Mammoth Book of Jokes
Title | The Mammoth Book of Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Geoff Tibbals |
Publisher | Running Press |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2006-11-22 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780786718399 |
Even bigger and better than ever, The Mammoth Book of Jokes is the ultimate joke book, now revised and expanded to over 7500 entries. This endlessly entertaining collection covers everything funny, from birthdays and dogs to mothers-in-law and war, from the tasteful to the tasteless. The Mammoth Book of Jokes also includes hilarious epigrams, limericks, misprints and howlers, shaggy dog stories, politically incorrect jokes, toasts, pick-up lines, and put-downs. Extra new material for this bumper edition includes favorite celebrity jokes — specially chosen by the likes of Bill Clinton, Gordon Ramsay, Dustin Hoffman and Tony Blair — as well as no fewer than 2000 brand new ones.
The Mammoth Book of Tasteless and Outrageous Lists
Title | The Mammoth Book of Tasteless and Outrageous Lists PDF eBook |
Author | Karl Shaw |
Publisher | Robinson |
Pages | 452 |
Release | 2014-11-20 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 147211745X |
Prepare to be even more revolted, flabbergasted, appalled and entertained by this incredible follow-up collection of bizarre but absolutely true trivia. Nothing is too distasteful for this astonishing compendium, including scores of eclectic lists to amuse, astonish and appal your friends. Entries include: 10 Road-kill Recipes History’s 10 Most Murderous Regimes 10 Historic Sex Toys 10 People who Married Their Nieces 10 Deaths by Sex 10 People Killed by Falling Animals 10 Ancient Remedies Containing Body Parts 10 Flatalogical Facts 8 Most Violent National Anthems 15 Premature Obituaries 10 Unusual Royal Deaths 10 Cruel and Unusual Punishments 10 Notable Executions 12 Elizabethan Insults
The Mammoth Book of Weird News
Title | The Mammoth Book of Weird News PDF eBook |
Author | Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher | Robinson |
Pages | 713 |
Release | 2011-11-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1849019592 |
A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot; the radioactive cat which got mistaken for a bomb; the human tongue that got served up in a hospital; the X-ray that revealed E.T.'s face in a duck; the youth who woke to find a bullet in his tongue; the tortoise that set a house on fire; and many more.
Truly Tasteless Jokes
Title | Truly Tasteless Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Blanche Knott |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 122 |
Release | 1985-05-12 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 0345329201 |
The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.
The Mammoth Book of More Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes
Title | The Mammoth Book of More Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher | Robinson Publishing |
Pages | 496 |
Release | 2013-09-19 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781780338019 |
Thousands more fearless and absolutley filthy jokes in a follow-up to the phenomenal bestseller The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes.
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes
Title | The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher | Hachette UK |
Pages | 442 |
Release | 2009-06-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1849011605 |
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.