A collection of humor, poetry, and recipes channeled from the apparition of a beautiful Indian maiden named Tuwallomie O'Toole.The Red Haynes Trilogy is a humorous composition of the tales of a detective who is somewhat intellectually-challenged, but nonetheless earnest in his endeavors. The poetry section contains both serious and humorous poems, providing readers with words of introspection as well as amusement.Tuwallomie's secret recipes will enable readers to create wonderful dishes.

Nine outrageously funny short stories, as told by the author of The Humor, Poetry, & Secret Recipes of Tuwallomie O'Toole. Titles include: Martin, the Pig-faced Boy, To Dance on the Rings of Saturn, Flash Calls the Odd Games, The Search for Beanie's Kumquat, and others, which are all aimed at tickling the funnybone.