The Grasshopper Trap

The Grasshopper Trap
Title The Grasshopper Trap PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Pages 209
Release 1986-09-15
Genre Sports & Recreation
ISBN 1466809426

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“Funniest guy in the Outdoor Life and Field and Stream gang, McManus here offers another bag of whimsey in the Great Outdoors” —Kirkus Reviews In this collection of thirty zany stories, spoofing camping, fishing, and other outdoor recreational activities, McManus shares his hilarious wilderness misadventures. From facing an angry bear with an unloaded gun and the folly of running a boat while it’s still on the trailer to not questioning the ingredients found in camp cookout cuisine and the best methods of catching grasshoppers, no one knows how to express Mother Nature’s sense of humor like Patrick F. McManus. Praise for Patrick F. McManus “Patrick McManus is a treasure.” —The Atlantic “Everybody should read Patrick McManus.” —The New York Times Book Review “A style that brings to mind Mark Twain, Art Buchwald, and Garrison Keillor.” —People “Describing Patrick F. McManus as an outdoor humorist is like saying Mark Twain wrote books about small boys . . . the funniest writer around today—indoors or outdoors.” —The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

How I Got This Way

How I Got This Way
Title How I Got This Way PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Pages 242
Release 2010-04-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 1429900695

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Tales of rural Idaho by the New York Times–bestselling author: “There’s a smile or guffaw to be had on almost every page . . . entertainment aplenty.” —Publishers Weekly From fibbing fishermen to wilderness misadventures to eulogies for a mean dog, this is a charming collection of comic essays and tall tales from the Field & Stream and Outdoor Life writer and “funniest guy in a flannel shirt” (Kirkus Reviews). Among the many selections is the two-part title essay, in which Patrick McManus delves into the chaotic country boyhood that shaped him into one of the best-loved and bestselling authors of our age. “Gentle, ironic, self-deprecatory wit from the popular western humorist. There’s some of Bill Nye here and more still of Mark Twain.” —Booklist “The brief selections are of the type one might hear from a droll uncle/grandfather prefaced by the phrase, ‘When I was a boy.’ They are mainly outdoor adventures, some of which masquerade as hunting trips, and celebrate life. All are laugh-out-loud funny.” —School Library Journal “Patrick McManus is a treasure.” —The Atlantic

Kerplunk!

Kerplunk!
Title Kerplunk! PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 242
Release 2008-09-30
Genre Humor
ISBN 0743280504

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Presents a collection of curmudgeonly tales on Pacific Northwest country living as enjoyed by both outdoorsmen and armchair enthusiasts, in a volume that explores the lighter side of such topics as gun safes, fly tying, and bird dog flatulence.

The Grasshopper Trap

The Grasshopper Trap
Title The Grasshopper Trap PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan
Pages 226
Release 1986-09-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 0805001115

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A collection of humorous tales about hunting, fishing and camping.

Never Cry "Arp!" and Other Great Adventures

Never Cry
Title Never Cry "Arp!" and Other Great Adventures PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Pages 105
Release 1996-05-15
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1466809477

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America's best-selling outdoor humorist for adults has a secret following: middle-grade and young-adult readers. Never Cry "Arp!" is a lively collection of twelve stories about young Pat's misadventures in the Great American Wilderness. All the McManus regulars are here: Crazy Eddie Muldoon, the best friend everybody wishes they had (and everybody's mother wishes they didn't); Rancid Crabtree, the good-hearted, if gamey, woodsman; Pat's skunk dog, Strange, who lives up to his name; and Pat's pal, Retch Sweeney, who does, too. This is a book for kids who love to start fishing at 4am (at least they say they do) or for those who prefer to experience the mighty outdoors in the safety of their homes. "Everybody should read Patrick McManus," said the New York Times. Now, everybody can.

A Fine and Pleasant Misery

A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Title A Fine and Pleasant Misery PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan
Pages 226
Release 1981-04-15
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0805000321

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Witty cautionary tales of outdoor life.

The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw

The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw
Title The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Pages 178
Release 1990-05-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 1466809493

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America’s “most gifted outdoor humorist” (Detroit Free Press) regales readers with this collection of gut-busting, man vs. nature tales originally published in such magazines as Field & Stream and Outdoor Living. Patrick F. McManus’s hilarious and comic stories of camping and other nature-oriented activities reach ridiculous proportions in The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw. From teaching his stepfather the methods of madness behind farm work through his best friend’s grandmother’s fear of bears, McManus reveals that human behavior is even wilder than the wilderness.