Funniest Thing You Never Said 2
Title | Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 PDF eBook |
Author | Rosemarie Jarski |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 578 |
Release | 2010-09-02 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1407079026 |
The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour. 'I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.' - Samuel Johnson 'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock 'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon 'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin 'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' - Oscar Wilde 'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson 'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx 'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen
Funniest Thing You Never
Title | Funniest Thing You Never PDF eBook |
Author | Rosemari Jarski |
Publisher | |
Pages | 576 |
Release | 2010-09-02 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781407079035 |
The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded
Title | The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded PDF eBook |
Author | Steven D. Price |
Publisher | Rowman & Littlefield |
Pages | 393 |
Release | 2017-04-03 |
Genre | Reference |
ISBN | 1493026291 |
The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.
The Dumbest Things Ever Said
Title | The Dumbest Things Ever Said PDF eBook |
Author | Steven D. Price |
Publisher | Rowman & Littlefield |
Pages | 353 |
Release | 2017-09-01 |
Genre | Reference |
ISBN | 1493029436 |
A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
Afternoon Men
Title | Afternoon Men PDF eBook |
Author | Anthony Powell |
Publisher | University of Chicago Press |
Pages | 236 |
Release | 2014-11-06 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 022618689X |
A social comedy about "a company of giddyheads" and their wanderings in London's Bohemia.
Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
Title | Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations PDF eBook |
Author | Ned Sherrin |
Publisher | Oxford University Press, USA |
Pages | 574 |
Release | 2008-09-25 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0199237166 |
This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview
Dim Wit
Title | Dim Wit PDF eBook |
Author | Rosemarie Jarski |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 578 |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | Quotations, English |
ISBN | 0091924502 |
-"Tom [Cruise] has--we all have--the right to practice how we feel...don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad." --John Travolta -"I love Africa in general--South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." --Paris Hilton -"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --George W. Bush -"My game is like the Pythagorean theorem: No one has an answer." --Shaquille O'Neal -"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." --Axl Rose From Muhammad Ali to Frank Zappa, everyone has said something idiotic at some point. Dim Wit presents the most hilarious verbal mishaps ever uttered by famous figures. Perfect for e-mailing to friends and family or giving yourself a laugh before bed, these adventures in Blunderland define "jaw-droppingly stupid."