The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World
Title The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World PDF eBook
Author Whalen
Publisher Top Floor Books
Pages 184
Release 2017-07
Genre
ISBN 9789627866282

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Willy and Peter didn't plan to save the world that day. But a search for a birthday gift for little sis lands them in a big stink. Captured by mad clowns, the boys unmask a putrid plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. From flying camels to stormy seas, can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion?

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts
Title The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts PDF eBook
Author M.D. Whalen
Publisher
Pages 142
Release 2018-03-28
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie

Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie
Title Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie PDF eBook
Author Aaron Reynolds
Publisher Roaring Brook Press
Pages 245
Release 2022-02-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 125020643X

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“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.

That's Gross!

That's Gross!
Title That's Gross! PDF eBook
Author Crispin Boyer
Publisher National Geographic Books
Pages 180
Release 2012
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1426310668

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Fun, fun and more fun oozes from the covers of "That's Gross!", a perfect book for reading by torchlight under the covers or bathroom reader. Just don't tell them how much real science and history they're learning.

X-Isle

X-Isle
Title X-Isle PDF eBook
Author Steve Augarde
Publisher Random House
Pages 482
Release 2010-07-31
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1407097806

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Ever since the floods came and washed the world away, survivors have been desperate to win a place on X-Isle, the island where life is rumoured to be easier than on what's left of the mainland. Only young boys are in with a chance, the smaller and lighter the better. Baz and Ray are two of the lucky few to be chosen, but they soon discover that X-Isle is a far cry from paradise. Ruled by Preacher John, a dangerous religious fanatic, it's a violent, unpredictable place where terrible things can happen at any moment. The boys hatch an extraordinary plan in order to protect themselves - the construction of a mighty weapon of defence. But can they complete this weapon in time, and are they really prepared to use it in order to secure their freedom? Powerful and compelling, X-ISLE is a fast-moving thriller that will keep you guessing right to the very end.

Fart Club

Fart Club
Title Fart Club PDF eBook
Author Angus Beeftickle
Publisher
Pages 94
Release 2015-12-12
Genre
ISBN 9780692540879

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Angus Beeftickle, MD, has an emission mission. The brave doctor seeks to break down one of polite society's longest-standing taboos: He would return the fart to its rightful place. To let one fly in public is Beeftickle's dream. To toot on public transit. To play the intestinal tuba in elevators. To let the comic potential of a well-timed rip bring us together as brothers and sisters in a sonorous choir of nether horns. To share in an activity as old as time. In Fart Club, Beeftickle guides you through the wonderful world of flatulence. Explore how your body produces, transports, and releases gas; learn where and when to deploy your dirty bombs for best effect; and discover the food that maximizes your gaseous potential. Beeftickle even offers carefully crafted fart recipes-culinary offerings with delightfully colonic consequences. The rectal trumpets shall sound proudly from the college classroom to the high-class art museum. We will not be constrained. We will reclaim the right to play sweet butt-music where and when we get the urge. Let the world tremble at our gas-powered cacophonies. Let the self-righteous sneer and the timid faint. Let loose your intestinal orchestra, and fart with pride!

Blindsight

Blindsight
Title Blindsight PDF eBook
Author Peter Watts
Publisher Macmillan
Pages 388
Release 2006-10-03
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1429955198

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Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.