The Dung Beetle Joke Book
Title | The Dung Beetle Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Dr. Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | Xlibris Corporation |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2008-07-23 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 147717365X |
The Dung Beetle Joke Book is quite simply a book of jokes about dung beetles. Eight and ten year old brothers and their grandfather wrote it. A high school art student illustrated it. The beginning of the book gives the poop about dung beetles. Everything after that is an illustrated one liner. Some examples are: Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite breakfast food? A: Poop-tarts Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite candy? A: Lolli-poops Q: What does a dung beetle put on her food? A: Salt and pooper Readers are invited to send their dung beetle jokes to the authors.
The Dung Beetle Joke Book
Title | The Dung Beetle Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | |
Pages | 34 |
Release | 2008-07-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9781436348409 |
Eat Shit and Die: The Biography of a Dung Beetle
Title | Eat Shit and Die: The Biography of a Dung Beetle PDF eBook |
Author | Benjamin Byrn |
Publisher | Benjamin Byrn |
Pages | 26 |
Release | 2021-03-10 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780578728957 |
This book is educational and shit... emphasis on the shit. Join Doug the dung beetle on his journey through life, love, and the pursuit of all thinks fecal.
To Be Named
Title | To Be Named PDF eBook |
Author | Katy Warren |
Publisher | ZoeLou Bookworks |
Pages | 30 |
Release | 2019-04-20 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780999522134 |
Principal's Principles
Title | Principal's Principles PDF eBook |
Author | Dr. Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | Xlibris Corporation |
Pages | 55 |
Release | 2009-02-18 |
Genre | Education |
ISBN | 1477173641 |
The author turned his forty-five years of experience in education into a qualitative study about public school administration from the building principal’s perspective. He developed one principal for each year of the study. Each principle is accompanied by a picture relating to that principle. An A-Z listing of his principles follows. 1. A Road Less Traveled Principle 2. Bean Queen Principle 3. Best Friends Principle 4. Big Mamma Principle 5. Consistency Principle 6. Daily Log Principle 7. Drama Principle 8. Dress Code Principle 9. Feature Teacher Principle. 10. Foggy Morning Principle 11. Fundraiser Principle 12. God of the Custodial Arts Principle 13. Bus Driver Principle 14. Great Depression Principle 15. Hair Principle 16. Halloween Principle 17. Haunted Church Principle. 18. Headless Grinch Principle 19. High Five Principle 20. Humor Principle 21. Levy Principle 22. Memory Book Principle 23. Morning Announcements Principle 24. Nativity Principle 25. News Release Principle 26. Oleksandr Kushylun Principle 27. Picture Principle 28. Poetry Garden Principle. 29. Polar Bear Principle 30. Principal’s Advisory Principle 31. Remembrance Principle 32. Renaissance Principle 33. Salad Line Principle 34. See You at the Pole Principle 35. Senior/Freshman Principle 36. Senior Mural Principle 37. Sportsmanship Principle 38. Staff Photo Principle 39. Staff Talent Principle 40. Student of the Month Principle 41. Tractor Principle 42. Tradition Principle 43. Traffic Cop Principle 44. Weed Walk Principle 45. Z-Prayer Principle
We Go to the Gallery
Title | We Go to the Gallery PDF eBook |
Author | Miriam Elia |
Publisher | |
Pages | 46 |
Release | 2015 |
Genre | Art |
ISBN | 9780992834913 |
Have you taken children to a gallery recently? Did you struggle to explain the work to them in plain , simple English? With this new Dung Beetle book, both parents and young children can learn about contemporary art, and understand many of its key themes. Join John and Susan on their exciting journey through the art exhibition, where, with Mummy's help, they will discover the real meaning of all the contemporary art works from empty rooms, to vagina paintings or giant inflatable dogs.
You're an Animal, Viskovitz
Title | You're an Animal, Viskovitz PDF eBook |
Author | Alessandro Boffa |
Publisher | Vintage |
Pages | 173 |
Release | 2007-12-18 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0307430359 |
In this wickedly hilarious collection of fables, Alessandro Boffa introduces us to Viskovitz and his never-ending search for his true love, Ljuba. As he changes from a lovelorn lion to a jealous finch, from a confused dung beetle to an enlightened police dog, Viskovitz embraces his metamorphoses with wry humor and an oftentimes painful sense of self. As an ant, Viskovitz fights his way to the top where his egotism calls on the colony to create a monument to his greatness out of a piece of bread. As a sponge, he is horrified by the inbreeding in his family—“I’m my own mother-in-law!!!”—and yearns for a change in current so he can mate with Ljuba, who lies downstream. As a mantis, he asks his mother what his father was like, only to hear, “Crunchy. A bit salty. High in fiber.” Unfortunately, when he meets Ljuba shortly thereafter, he follows his father’s fate. And as a scorpion, his uncontrollably deadly efficiency meets its match in Ljuba and finds “no way to escape this intolerable, sinister happiness.”