HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! Did you know that God is crazy? And a girl? If not, you should probably go read the Principia Discordia, or, How I Found The Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her. Otherwise, this book won't make much sense to you. The Callipygian Grimoire contains ancient Discordian spells like "The War Song of Thule" and "The Assmonkey Curse," along with parables, mystical wisdom, and answers to questions such as "are middle managers real?" and "where do all these 23s come from, man?" Plus fun activities like mazes, word searches, and coloring pages to pass the time if you get bored on your journey to enlightenment!

Grimoire Discordia is a book on chaos magic containing a collection of prayers, spells, and scripture. Like other Discordian texts, it also contains plenty of humor and nonsensical (yet entertaining) ramblings.

If you're drawn to the mystical, the enigmatic, and the unconventional, "The Discordian Grimoire" is your gateway to the uncharted waters of Chaos Magick. This book is a revealing journey into a world of esoteric practices, where chaos is the catalyst for transformation and the discord is the muse. The Origins of Chaos Magick Begin your voyage by understanding the origins of Chaos Magick. Delve into its roots, from Aleister Crowley to Austin Osman Spare, and explore the enigmatic figures who paved the way for this unorthodox path. The Enigmatic Author of The Discordian Grimoire Uncover the mysterious author behind "The Discordian Grimoire" and decipher the cryptic messages hidden within its pages. Their identity remains shrouded in secrecy, adding an aura of intrigue to this remarkable text. Uncovering the Hidden Symbols and Sigils Embark on a quest to decipher the hidden symbols and sigils concealed in the Grimoire's cryptic pages. Unravel the power they hold for chaos magicians and learn how to create your own symbols of intent. The Power of Rituals in Chaos Magick Rituals in Chaos Magick are not bound by tradition but are malleable to your intentions. Learn how rituals are designed to be tailored, enabling you to unleash your will in unique and powerful ways. Harnessing the Energy of Chaos Discover the beauty and potential in chaos as you learn to harness its raw, unbridled energy. Chaos is the canvas upon which magicians craft their desires and intentions, and you're about to wield that creative force. Exploring the Elemental Forces in The Discordian Grimoire Dive into the elemental forces, aligning with Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. Explore how these primal elements serve as tools for your chaos magickal practice. The Role of Deities and Entities in Chaos Magick In Chaos Magick, belief is fluid, and deities and entities are invoked and discarded as needed. Learn to work with and release these divine beings for your magical aims. The Alchemical Secrets of The Discordian Grimoire Unlock the alchemical secrets within the Grimoire's pages and learn to transmute chaos into personal transformation. Discover the philosopher's stone within yourself. Using Chaos Magick for Personal Transformation Explore how chaos magicians embrace personal transformation by embracing the unknown and turning it into personal growth. The Art of Sigil Craft in Chaos Magick Master the art of sigil crafting and experience the powerful manifestation that comes with it. Uncover the true art of sigil creation. The Role of Belief and Intent in Chaos Magick In Chaos Magick, belief is a tool, not a restriction. Learn to use belief and intent as your guides to creating your reality. Unleashing Chaos in Spellcasting and Manifestation Chaos Magick empowers you to cast spells and manifest your desires, regardless of tradition. Experience the freedom to create your unique path to manifestation. The Dark Side of Chaos Magick Delve into the darker aspects of Chaos Magick, exploring the shadow self and the often uncharted territories of the occult. The Ethics and Responsibility of Practicing Chaos Magick With great power comes great responsibility. Discover the ethical considerations of practicing Chaos Magick and how to navigate its unpredictable currents. Embracing the Unknown: Embodying the Discordian Grimoire As you traverse the chaotic landscape of Chaos Magick, embody the Discordian Grimoire and find your unique path within the chaos. Your Journey Begins Here - this is a map to the unknown. Get ready to venture into the realm of chaos and unlock the secrets of Chaos Magick. With each revelation, you'll empower yourself as a chaos magician, ready to embrace the unpredictable, harness the energy of chaos and unravel the mysteries of the universe.

Here is the book Merlin could have given a young Arthur . . . if only it had existed. Out of the millions of Harry Potter fans worldwide, there are tens of thousands who want to really do the magical things J.K. Rowling writes about. But would-be wizards must rely on information passed down from wizard elders. Is there a Hogwarts anywhere in the real world? A real Albus Dumbledore? Where is the book these aspiring wizards need? Luckily for all those fans, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, today’s foremost genuine wizard, has written the essential handbook. What’s more, he has gathered some of the greatest names in Wicca—including Ellen Evert Hopman, Raymond Buckland, Raven Grimassi, Patricia Telesco, Jesse Wolf Hardin, Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart, and many more into a modern-day “Grey Council” to publish for the first time everything an aspiring wizard needs to know. Lurking within the pages of Grimoire for the Apperntice Wizard are: Biographies of famous wizards of history and legend Detailed descriptions of magickal tools and regalia (with full instructions for making them) Rites and rituals for special occasions A bestiary of mythical creatures The Laws of Magick Myths and stories of gods and heroes Lore and legends of the stars and constellations Instruction for performing amazing illusions, special effects, and many other wonders of the magical multiverse Praise forGrimoire for the Apprentice Wizard “I can’t think of a better, more qualified person to write a Handbook for Apprentice Wizards. Oberon is a Wizard.” —Raymond Bucklland, author of Buckland’s Complete Book of Witchcraft “Oberon is not only extremely learned in the magickal arts but he communicates that knowledge with wit and charm.” —Fiona Horne, author of Witch: A Magickal Journey and star of Mad, Mad, Mad House

Love Spells celebrates the ancient art of love magic in a collection of authentic traditions used throughout the ages to invoke love, practice divination, and heal broken hearts. A carefully curated grimoire of traditional magic and ancient knowledge, Love Spells features many charms, folkloric rituals, and ceremonies that have been passed down through generations. Discover methods of invoking, strengthening, predicting, and repelling love that garner the magic of the moon, amulets, herbs, and plants. Touching on elements of dark magic and the occult, some of these spells serve purely as historical context, offering a deep understanding of love magic's powerful legacy. Breathing new life into magical traditions and bringing hidden knowledge to light, Love Spells is a testament to the rich history of love magic.

What color candle is appropriate for a justice spell? Which herbs correspond to heart problems? What can you do to strengthen a peace ritual? How can you protect your home? When is a good time to empower a healing charm? Because of her exhaustive knowledge of this subject, Eileen Holland is the expert other witches turn to when they are seeking correspondences for magickal workings. By publishing Holland's Grimoire of Magickal Correspondences, she at long last makes public the information she has been sharing privately with them for years (and which she began writing for herself as a way of organizing the information she needed for her own practice of the Craft). Holland's Grimoire of Magickal Correspondences is the ultimate resource for witches, magicians and shamans, brujas and brujos, Druids, Wiccans, Asatru and Santerians. The most comprehensive book of magickal correspondences that has ever been written, it is for everyone who practices magick or creates rituals. More than 500 separate topics are covered with a sample listing as follows: ASSERTIVENESS (See also: Aggressiveness) Mars Color: red Animal: sparrow Oil: bergamot Plant: basil, cypress Goddess: Inanna, Oya God: Ares, Mars Assertive Action: (See: Action) To Learn to Assert Yourself Stone: angelite, danburite Plant: apple The correspondences included are drawn from many cultures and traditions, including Egyptian, Mesopotamian, Mayan, African, Afro-Caribbean, Buddhist, Norse, Hindu, Greco-Roman, Chinese, Celtic and Native American. Whatever the subject of your working, you are likely to find it covered here. If you practice magick, this will quickly become the most useful book you own and the one to which you refer constantly.

Since the dawn of civilization, the vampire has danced through the dreams and nightmares of every culture, expressed in folklore, literature, and art. Today, this fascination resonates in pop-culture through hit television shows, movies, and bestselling books. In Vampyre Magick, Father Sebastiaan reveals the hidden rituals and spells of the Living Vampires. This companion volume to Sebastiaan’s Vampyre Sanguinomicon, is intended for initiates of the Stigoii Vii, but will appeal to any scholar of magickal arts, The Golden Dawn, or other Western Mystery Traditions.