An hilarious guidebook offering the final word on sex, diet, and self-help manuals asserts that calories worked off while preparing for and during the sex act, particularly under unusual circumstances, and while experiencing guilt or a heart attack afterwards can lead to drastic weight reduction

Move over South Beach, Atkins, and the Zone. Here's the real secret to losing weight and keeping it off: The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss Before, During, and After Sex. Bigger and better and more indispensable than ever, it's Richard Smith's tongue-in-cheek humor classics in a brand new format perfect for gift-giving. Completely revised and updated to include topical issues like metrosexuals, Viagra, second honeymoons, and cell phone sex (in the car, on the bus), here is an omnibus edition combining the New York Times bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, The Newlywed's Guide to Sex on the First Night, and The All-New Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, together with over 1.5 million copies in print. Funny as hell and now comprehensive--from Bathing Together to Banish the Blahs: 20 calories burned; with a rubber duck: 40 calories; with the au pair: 592 calories--to Putting on a Condom: while still in the restaurant: 27 calories; while ringing her doorbell: 66 calories; while asking her out: 200 calories--to Thanking Partner for a Wonderful Night: signing your note "guess who?": 5 calories; if partner has no idea who it’s from: 200 calories.

In 1978, Smith combined two of America's favorite pastimes--dieting and sex--into one hilarious book. Now, in a new book targeted at the low-fat age of post-feminism, aging baby boomers, and latex, he presents all-new research correlating current sexual practices with weight loss.

Written for the low-fat age of post-feminism, cybersex, aging boomers, and latex, here is all-new research correlating current sexual practices with weight loss. Just saying no, for example, can burn 15 calories (70 if he's a hunk).

This is the inspiring story of how Kerry McCloskey, a research expert, discovered the extraordinary power of the Ultimate Sex Diet. Frustrated by every diet she tried, Kerry was overjoyed to quickly lose 23 pounds and keep them off-using the intense lovemaking and healthy lifestyle she developed during a whirlwind romance with her future husband. In fact, the Ultimate Sex Diet helped Kerry to realize her dream to become a successful model and has made her marriage stronger and more passionate than she ever imagined. Few Americans have been able to lose weight using today's most popular diets. In fact, 95 percent of those who lose weight on these diets gain it right back. The reason: denying ourselves the foods we love just doesn't work! Forget denial! Using the most advanced scientific research on the amazing exercise power of sex and on its extraordinary health benefits, Kerry clearly shows you how to use one of life's greatest pleasures to slim down, shape up, and achieve a happier, healthier life. Here are the passion-igniting techniques, the sexy exercises, and the healthy eating strategies you need to get the body you want while enjoying the best sex of your life. Soon you will be telling your friends: "Losing weight never felt so good!" Book jacket.