No One Likes a Fart
Title | No One Likes a Fart PDF eBook |
Author | Zoë Foster Blake |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 21 |
Release | 2020-01-14 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1524791903 |
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Figuring Shit Out
Title | Figuring Shit Out PDF eBook |
Author | Amy Biancolli |
Publisher | Behler Publications, LLC |
Pages | 210 |
Release | 2014-09-29 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 1933016469 |
"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
Title | The Day My Butt Went Psycho! PDF eBook |
Author | Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | Scholastic Inc. |
Pages | 228 |
Release | 2016-11-29 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0545347572 |
A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
My Dad Loves to Toot
Title | My Dad Loves to Toot PDF eBook |
Author | Tootin' Tom |
Publisher | |
Pages | 38 |
Release | 2021-05-17 |
Genre | |
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New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney
Title | The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney PDF eBook |
Author | Ben Jackson |
Publisher | |
Pages | 52 |
Release | 2016-11-19 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781988656021 |
The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.
Diary of a Farting Kid
Title | Diary of a Farting Kid PDF eBook |
Author | Wimpy Kid |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2015-06-07 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781514256770 |
Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons Steve Geller has a farting problem. How will he handle it? Steve is a little new to this diary writing stuff but he thought he'd give it a try. His sister gave him the diary because, in her words, "...you don't have any friends and diaries can be your best friend." But Steve is a nice guy with a good personality, why doesn't he have any friends? The truth is that he has a problem ... He Farts He farts often and loudly. This diary is a compilation of his attempts to get through the day and find a friend. Will he be successful? Get this book now and find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons from the comfort of your own home!
Super Farty Pants!
Title | Super Farty Pants! PDF eBook |
Author | Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen |
Publisher | |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2019-11-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9788293748038 |
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.