A raucous, rhyming tale that will have children (and adults) in fits of laughter! Cat is sitting on his mat when Rat arrives wearing a very nice hat. Cat wants Rat’s hat and will stop at nothing to get it. But when Bat appears wearing a fancy cravat, well, what could be better than that? Chaos ensues as both Cat and Rat decide they must have Bat’s fancy cravat for themselves! This hilarious picture book is bursting with comic capers, slapstick antics, tongue-twisting text, and vibrant neon artwork.

Silly Uncle Willy is back in town so let the fun begin! The Cat, the Rat, and the Hat Wearing Bat, the hilarious second volume in the Bedtime Stories with Uncle Willy series will have you and your kids bonding through laughter again. Silly Uncle Willy's wild imagination has a whole town speaking in RHYMES. Not only do the residents of LaRhyme rhyme all the time, but everything around them rhymes. Books in town are available at Hook's, toys at Joy's, and steaks at Jake's. The town's favorite doctor is Elizabeth Proctor and the school's only teacher is Abraham Preacher. But it doesn't end there! Fred pays with Ted, Milly plays with Lily, and the animals? You'll be surprised! The funny story and hilarious situations are enhanced greatly by fabulously imaginative illustrations, which are guaranteed to bring smiles to your faces and have the kids ask to read this book again and again. KINDLE edition bonus pages: Funny rhyming riddles about animals sounds at LaRhyme. Perfect reading that guarantees bedtime with a smile! Recommended for kids ages 3 to 8 DID YOU READ SILLY UNCLE WILLY'S FIRST BOOK "ONCE UPON A TIME?" IT'S SO FUNNY... CHECK IT OUT!

"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.

The Fat Rat with No Hat By: Dr. Fakeneuss Dr. Fakeneuss In the familiar rhythm of The Cat in the Hat, The Fat Rat with No Hat chronicles the dark side of a Fat Rat (Don LaCon) as he invades the sanctity of our home with his arrogant, ignorant, and boorish behavior. On full display in this parody, the Fat Rat revels in his violent, racist, misogynistic, greedy, and deceitful approach to life and leadership. While Dr. Fakeneuss focuses our attention on the excesses of the Fat Rat, he also unveils an uncomfortable truth about all of us.

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.

Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love. Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love.Who Is Geronimo Stilton?That's me! I run a newspaper, but my true passion is writing tales of adventure. Here on Mouse Island, my books are all best-sellers! What's that? You've never read one? Well, my books are full of fun. They are whisker-licking good stories, and that's a promise!The Case of Curlypaw Cannycat's CastleI was lost in a dark, spooky forest! Until I stumbled upon Curlypaw Cannycat's Castle. The castle was completely empty, or so I thought. But I quickly discovered that it was haunted - by cats! Let me tell you, this was one case where curiosity almost killed the mouse!

Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat in the hat who shows them some tricks and games.