Very Bad Poetry

Very Bad Poetry
Title Very Bad Poetry PDF eBook
Author Kathryn Petras
Publisher Vintage
Pages 145
Release 1997-03-25
Genre Humor
ISBN 0679776222

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Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

Seriously Funny

Seriously Funny
Title Seriously Funny PDF eBook
Author Barbara Hamby
Publisher University of Georgia Press
Pages 446
Release 2010
Genre Poetry
ISBN 0820330876

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Can serious poetry be funny? Chaucer and Shakespeare would say yes, and so do the authors of these 187 poems that address timeless concerns but that also include comic elements. Beginning with the Beats and the New York School and continuing with both marquee-name poets and newcomers, Seriously Funny ranges from poems that are capsized by their own tomfoolery to those that glow with quiet wit to ones in which a laugh erupts in the midst of terrible darkness. Most of the selections were made in the editors' battered compact car, otherwise known as the Seriously Funny Mobile Unit. During the two years in which Barbara Hamby and David Kirby made their choices, they'd set out with a couple of boxes of books in the back seat, and whoever wasn't driving read to the other. When they found that a poem made both of them think but laugh as well, they earmarked it. Readers will find a true generosity in these poems, an eagerness to share ideas and emotions and also to entertain. The singer Ali Farka Tour said that honey is never good when it's only in one mouth, and the editors of Seriously Funny hope its readers find much to share with others.

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems
Title The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems PDF eBook
Author Brian Moses
Publisher Macmillan Children's Books
Pages 168
Release 2021-05-25
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1760986380

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The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Humorous Poetry for Children

Humorous Poetry for Children
Title Humorous Poetry for Children PDF eBook
Author William Cole
Publisher Putnam Publishing Group
Pages 136
Release 1955
Genre Humor
ISBN

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A collection of humorous poems, some by well-known and others by obscure poets.

Poem Depot

Poem Depot
Title Poem Depot PDF eBook
Author Douglas Florian
Publisher Penguin
Pages 310
Release 2014-02-20
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1101620501

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In the vein of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, this illustrated book of humorous poems will guarantee giggles Artist, poet, and award-winning author Douglas Florian successfully captures the comedy of kids’ everyday lives with this jam-packed volume of 170 nonsense poems. Meander through the different aisles—such as “Jests & Jives” or “Tons of Puns”—to find everything from laugh-out-loud limericks to frenetic free verse. With Florian’s eccentric wit and off-the-wall drawings, this one-stop funny poetry shop is perfect for fans of Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
Title Revenge of the Lunch Ladies PDF eBook
Author Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher Running Press Adult
Pages 115
Release 2012-06-19
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1442455691

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The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!

Just Kidding

Just Kidding
Title Just Kidding PDF eBook
Author Martin Pierce
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Pages 24
Release 2016-01-12
Genre
ISBN 9781522841548

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This book of funny poems will have you laughing out loud. There are rhymes about animals, school, weird monsters - in fact, anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft. Definitely not a book to be missed by anyone who is under the age of 140 years old with a sense of the absurd.