The Book of Big Excuses

The Book of Big Excuses
Title The Book of Big Excuses PDF eBook
Author Tracey Turner
Publisher Hodder & Stoughton
Pages 0
Release 2008
Genre Excuses
ISBN 9780340970553

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Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.

The Little Book of Big Excuses

The Little Book of Big Excuses
Title The Little Book of Big Excuses PDF eBook
Author Addie Johnson
Publisher Conari Press
Pages 164
Release 2007-05-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781573243131

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Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.

Garfield's Big Book of Excellent Excuses

Garfield's Big Book of Excellent Excuses
Title Garfield's Big Book of Excellent Excuses PDF eBook
Author Jim Davis
Publisher Turtleback Books
Pages 0
Release 2000
Genre
ISBN 9780606186643

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Late for school? Didn't do your homework? Need a bigger allowance? Don't want to clean your room? Garfield helps children explain all this and more in the newest humor book staring America's favorite fat cat. BandW illustrations.

No More Excuses

No More Excuses
Title No More Excuses PDF eBook
Author Sam Silverstein
Publisher Sound Wisdom
Pages 150
Release 2015-01-20
Genre Business & Economics
ISBN 0768407532

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Accountability is not a way of doing. Accountability is a way of thinking. Those who achieve greatness know true accountability makes all the difference between success and failure. Based on extensive interviews with accountable leaders—from Fortune 500 CEOs to Hall of Fame athletes—No More Excuses identifies the five accountabilities of successful people and organizations. These tenets encourage accountability in others and performance at the highest level. When you willingly accept and embrace the five accountabilities, you encourage accountability in others and empower your teams to achieve at the highest level. The result is an organization focused on its fundamental values and committed, at the individual level, to achieving critical strategic goals. Whether you are a business owner, a top executive, or a team leader, accountability starts with you and trickles down to everyone else. If you want to build an organization that achieves its goals and beats the competition it is time for No More Excuses.

SpongeBob's book of excuses

SpongeBob's book of excuses
Title SpongeBob's book of excuses PDF eBook
Author Holly Kowitt
Publisher Pocket Books
Pages 0
Release 2006
Genre Children's stories
ISBN 9781416916765

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Everyone's favourite yellow sponge has an excuse for everything!

Otis the Bulldog's Very Big Excuses

Otis the Bulldog's Very Big Excuses
Title Otis the Bulldog's Very Big Excuses PDF eBook
Author Andy Frisella
Publisher
Pages
Release 2018-09-30
Genre
ISBN 9781634891745

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Yeah Buts

Yeah Buts
Title Yeah Buts PDF eBook
Author Rebecca K Drnjevic
Publisher America House Book Publishers
Pages 108
Release 2001-11-26
Genre Religion
ISBN 9781588514950

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Prepare yourself too chuckle, too weep, too celebrate, and ultimately discover inner courage, hope and faith, as you embark on this candid, powerful life altering journey with the author.