The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book
Title | The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Terry Deary |
Publisher | Scholastic UK |
Pages | 155 |
Release | 2013-10-03 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1407144324 |
In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
Father Christmas' Joke Book
Title | Father Christmas' Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Terry Deary |
Publisher | |
Pages | 141 |
Release | 1990-01-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780590764087 |
The Big Fat South African Joke Book
Title | The Big Fat South African Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Penguin Random House South Africa |
Pages | 274 |
Release | 2012-03-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1770223142 |
Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.
Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book
Title | Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Richard McCourt |
Publisher | Pan Macmillan |
Pages | 370 |
Release | 2014-03-13 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1447256409 |
Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
The Father Christmas
Title | The Father Christmas PDF eBook |
Author | Raymond Briggs |
Publisher | Penguin Books, Limited (UK) |
Pages | 100 |
Release | 1994 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9780140373547 |
Features some of Father Christmas' musings on what it's like to be him - for better or for worse - year in, year out.
The Father Christmas Joke Book for Kids
Title | The Father Christmas Joke Book for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | Hugh Morrison |
Publisher | CreateSpace |
Pages | 30 |
Release | 2014-12-07 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781505420906 |
Little Johnny: Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas? Mum: No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us! What kind of mobile phone does Father Christmas use? Pay as you ho-ho-ho! What's it called when you do sums on Christmas Eve? Midnight maths! Keep your kids happy over the holidays with this collection of Christmas chuckles old and new. They'll laugh (and you'll groan) at Christmas riddles, funny Christmas carols, things to say about presents they don't like and ways to confuse Father Christmas when he comes down the chimney. The book is aimed at British children but will be enjoyed by anyone who loves Christmas aged 7-70.
The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book
Title | The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Penguin Random House South Africa |
Pages | 364 |
Release | 2012-10-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1770224076 |
The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!