You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Are you an adult who enjoys the fun side of life? Do you love things that are slightly risqué and a little bit naughty? This coloring book could be just what you need! Many adults now enjoy coloring in as a form of relaxation and there are many different books out there that provide all sorts of things to perfect their skills on, like complex designs, mandalas, and other intricate drawings. But what if you are a fan of the spicy side of life? What is there available for you? This adult coloring book, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay, provides lots of images for adults that are based around a cartoon character of a woman's most sensitive parts and will provide you with: A relaxing pastime A means to relieve stress and tension An opportunity to practice long lost skills Improving accuracy and concentration Fun and interactive coloring Images that will bring a smile to your face And more... This fun coloring book, designed specifically for adults with a sense of humor is a great way of passing the time and unwinding after a long day and has plenty to keep your interest with 25 images that include skydiving, running a marathon, boxing, bungee jumping, and many more. Suitable as a gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay is a great coloring book for anyone who loves the fun side of life.

All women like flowers, and almost all women like phalluses. Normally they come individualized and always bring along something less desirable... a male. Well, in this book they present themselves in magnificent floral bouquets for your exclusive pleasure. Floral Penis is a fun coloring book for adults without preconception and for those who love a good laugh. Exercise your colored pencils at the same time as you exercise your sense of humor. Is there anything more beautiful than a bouquet ... of a penis?

Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.

With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! Within you get 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side), 7 DIY Bookmarks, & a Color Testing Page. Please note that this is the Condensed Edition. To find the 110 page full edition, just check out more by this seller! This book would be great for a bachelorette party, girl's night out, or a gag gift. Perfect for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh too.

Do you work retail? Are you sick and tired of annoying and rude customers? If you're tired of "Karens" constantly ruining your day, color away your stress! This book contains 25 unique coloring pages of retail rants. From customers pulling sweaty money out of their bras to customers thinking the "back" must contain the entire universe, you'll find all of your favorite "Karen" rants in this book! Working retail can be extremely stressful, so why not relieve a little of it with this book? There's also 5 "Karen" paper Voodoo Dolls in the back of the book. You can color them to look like the Karen that wronged you! Then cut them out, rip them up, crumple them, or burn them! Take out your frustrations on these dolls! *The pages are single sided so you don't have to worry about markers bleeding through.*To prevent bleeding onto the next page, place a blank sheet behind the page you're working on if you're using markers*The pages are not perforated