The Babysitter at Rest
Title | The Babysitter at Rest PDF eBook |
Author | Jen George |
Publisher | New York Review of Books |
Pages | 170 |
Release | 2016-10-17 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 099736663X |
“I'm so happy this collection exists. I feel drunk with love for these stories. They're so funny and weird and true.” —Sheila Heti Five stories―several as long as novellas―introduce the world to Jen George, a writer whose furiously imaginative new voice calls to mind Donald Barthelme and Leonora Carrington no less than Kathy Acker and Chris Kraus. In “Guidance/The Party,” an ethereal alcoholic “Guide” in robes and flowing hair appears to help a thirty-three-year-old woman prepare a party for her belated adulthood; “Take Care of Me Forever” tragically lambasts the medical profession as a ship of fools afloat in loneliness and narcissism; “Instruction” chronicles a season in an unconventional art school called The Warehouse, where students divide their time between orgies, art critiques, and burying dead racehorses. Combining slapstick, surrealism, erotica, and social criticism, Jen George's sprawling creative energy belies the secret precision and unexpected tenderness of everything she writes.
The Babysitter at Rest
Title | The Babysitter at Rest PDF eBook |
Author | Jen George |
Publisher | New York Review of Books |
Pages | 170 |
Release | 2016-10-17 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0997366621 |
“I'm so happy this collection exists. I feel drunk with love for these stories. They're so funny and weird and true.” —Sheila Heti Five stories―several as long as novellas―introduce the world to Jen George, a writer whose furiously imaginative new voice calls to mind Donald Barthelme and Leonora Carrington no less than Kathy Acker and Chris Kraus. In “Guidance/The Party,” an ethereal alcoholic “Guide” in robes and flowing hair appears to help a thirty-three-year-old woman prepare a party for her belated adulthood; “Take Care of Me Forever” tragically lambasts the medical profession as a ship of fools afloat in loneliness and narcissism; “Instruction” chronicles a season in an unconventional art school called The Warehouse, where students divide their time between orgies, art critiques, and burying dead racehorses. Combining slapstick, surrealism, erotica, and social criticism, Jen George's sprawling creative energy belies the secret precision and unexpected tenderness of everything she writes.
Benjamin McFadden and the Robot Babysitter
Title | Benjamin McFadden and the Robot Babysitter PDF eBook |
Author | Timothy Bush |
Publisher | Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 1998 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780517799857 |
When Benjamin McFadden reprograms his robot Babysitter to be more fun, he discovers that there is such a thing as too much fun.
Stuck in Neutral
Title | Stuck in Neutral PDF eBook |
Author | Terry Trueman |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 134 |
Release | 2012-07-24 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0062216996 |
This "intense reading experience"* is a Printz Honor Book. Shawn McDaniel's life is not what it may seem to anyone looking at him. He is glued to his wheelchair, unable to voluntarily move a muscle—he can't even move his eyes. For all Shawn's father knows, his son may be suffering. Shawn may want a release. And as long as he is unable to communicate his true feelings to his father, Shawn's life is in danger. To the world, Shawn's senses seem dead. Within these pages, however, we meet a side of him that no one else has seen—a spirit that is rich beyond imagining, breathing life. *Booklist starred review
The Babysitters Coven
Title | The Babysitters Coven PDF eBook |
Author | Kate M. Williams |
Publisher | Ember |
Pages | 370 |
Release | 2020-08-25 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0525707409 |
Adventures in Babysitting meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer in this funny, action-packed novel about a coven of witchy babysitters who realize their calling to protect the innocent and save the world from an onslaught of evil. Seventeen-year-old Esme Pearl has a babysitters club. She knows it's kinda lame, but what else is she supposed to do? Get a job? Gross. Besides, Esme likes babysitting, and she's good at it. And lately Esme needs all the cash she can get, because it seems like destruction follows her wherever she goes. Let's just say she owes some people a new tree. Enter Cassandra Heaven. She's Instagram-model hot, dresses like she found her clothes in a dumpster, and has a rebellious streak as gnarly as the cafeteria cooking. So why is Cassandra willing to do anything, even take on a potty-training two-year-old, to join Esme's babysitters club? The answer lies in a mysterious note Cassandra's mother left her: "Find the babysitters. Love, Mom." Turns out, Esme and Cassandra have more in common than they think, and they're about to discover what being a babysitter really means: a heroic lineage of superpowers, magic rituals, and saving the innocent from seriously terrifying evil. And all before the parents get home.
The Baby-sitter
Title | The Baby-sitter PDF eBook |
Author | R. L. Stine |
Publisher | Scholastic |
Pages | 167 |
Release | 1989 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780590765336 |
From the minute that Jenny accepts the Hagen baby-sitting job, she knows she has made a terrible mistake. First there is the dark and gloomy Hagen house, filling her with dread and horror. Then the crank phone calls start. When she finds a threatening note in her bag, she realizes that this isn't a harmless game.
Tales of the Babysitter
Title | Tales of the Babysitter PDF eBook |
Author | Claudia Chapman |
Publisher | CreateSpace |
Pages | 160 |
Release | 2015-09-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781517179946 |
Read Tales of the Babysitter Volumes 1-4 in this amazing, sassy collection... Join Isabelle, Amber, Mariana and Monica in these sexy tales of coming of age. Each short story has its own unique twist on the babysitter genre with tales of love, lust, betrayal and life that will leave you wanting more. Volume 1 Mr Franklin Jenkins was sexy, attractive and charismatic and Isabelle was instantly taken with him. Thrown into a world of adultery and secrecy Isabelle is torn between right and wrong, tormented by her morals. Who would have thought one night could change her life. Forever... Volume 2 Amber felt Tim's eyes on her bottom as she walked away from the car. The sexual tension between them was immense, but neither of them dared to admit their feelings, because not only was Amber best friends with Tim's daughter Jenny, she was also his babysitter... Volume 3 Rachel slowly and cautiously opened the door and the wailing sounds became louder and somewhat familiar. She peeked over the room, squinting to get a better view. She took one more step, opening her field of vision and what she saw made her hands tremble and her heart stop. Her husband and the babysitter.... Revenge would be sweet. Volume 4 Keith's mourning had turned into full blown alcoholism and a lack of concern for anyone or anything. He had neglected himself, his family, his friends and worst of all his son. At the lowest point in his life in stepped someone new. An Angel. She would either be his redemption or his destruction.. This book has content intended for an adult audience