The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids or Friends Laugh With These (Clean) Hilarious Cat Jokes! Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive! This collection of cat jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes': In this book, you will find: 140+ Super Funny Cat Jokes 50+ Silly Cat Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip? A: The mewseum! Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me! *** Get your copy of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.

Welcome to the cat excuse universe! It's a place of fur balls, dead things turned into feline playthings, hours spent catnapping--and stubborn, naughty little creatures who do what they want, never what they're asked. Cats are full of excuses, so any human who happens to be owned by one should use this delightful comic collection to prepare for its sly explanations and justifications. A charmingly line-drawn, highly humorous, and personality-filled kitty presents all the reasons why "I can't." "I'm shedding, I'm salivating, I'm kneading" (but not needing) "you, my ears are rotating," Or she can't be bothered listening because she's having an intense catnip experience. Cat lovers will recognize every funny scenario...and their pets will want to sneak a peek to discover new ideas.

Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes! Telling a funny joke is a great way to make others laugh and lighten the mood in conversation. Jokes always come in handy and kids love them! This funny and hilarious joke book is full of funny jokes about cats and kittens. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Withcolorful cat illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A: A bowl of mice cream. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? A: Catnip. LOL! Q: What did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch. HAHA! Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They are purr-fect! LOL! Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? A: A paws. This funny joke book is full of cat jokes that will have you rolling on the floor in laughter! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and kittens will claw you up with giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Uncle Amon Uncle Amon is a best-selling children's book author with a mission. It is to create a positive and lasting influence in the world through children's books. Whether it be an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insight, learning, and integrity through his books. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!

Grumpy Cat has 8 million Facebook followers, her own TV movie, and now . . . a Little Golden Book! The world-famous feline stars in this hilarious storybook.

Cat helps Bobo the dog take care of Mr. Hiccup's naughty new kitten.

What has that dog done now? You’ll recognize your own canine companion in this collection of 101 stories about how very good and very bad our dogs can be. From clever dogs that sneak food to heroic dogs that save lives—from mischievous dogs that chew shoes to intuitive dogs that repair families—from goofy dogs that crack us up to nurturing dogs that act like therapists—you’ll have a new appreciation for your own dog’s unique skills. With a special emphasis on the joy of adopting dogs from shelters, these stories will make you laugh out loud and maybe even shed a tear or two. And your purchase will help support the great work of the American Humane Association!