The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
Title | The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook PDF eBook |
Author | W.H. Mumfrey |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 227 |
Release | 2009-04-15 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1440307881 |
Resistance is Your Prime Directive Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It's likely that you're a victim of alien abduction, and you don't even know it. Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there's no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It's your right - your civic responsibility - to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet. Aliens want to whisk you away in the night to perform terrifying experiments on you. Isn't it time you learn how use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Shouldn't you know how to evade the pursuit of a flying saucer? Wouldn't you sleep better at night knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks? Make no mistake - our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance.
Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual
Title | Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual PDF eBook |
Author | Sean T. Page |
Publisher | Haynes Publishing UK |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2014-11-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780857337719 |
With many of the world's top scientists now predicting that the Earth will be invaded by aliens within the next few decades, the battle to defend our planet from fiendish extra-terrestrials is no longer the realm of science fiction. UFO sightings and abduction cases continue to increase, with millions around the world now reporting that they have been held by aliens - everything is pointing to a day when we will be invaded by forces from beyond our Solar System. But don't panic - the Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual has been designed to provide you with the very latest scientific insight and intelligence available on aliens and their plans to take over our gleaming blue planet. In true Haynes style, it aims to demonstrate how with the right knowledge, training and a substantial reel of aluminum foil, the concerned citizen can really hit ET where it hurts. You can protect your home and family from mind-bending abductions, you can ensure that you remain free of any sinister implants and you can determine which shape-shifting lizards are working to take over society. Accompanied by illustrations, maps, diagrams and step-by-step instructions, this resistance manual will be essential reading for those interested in protecting the planet from alien invaders. - Discover the truth about aliens and how they have already infiltrated Earth - Learn the real story behind the Roswell crash, Area 51 and terrifying facts about alien abductions - Read about the alien species that threaten us -from the DNA-hungry Greys to the shape shifting Draconian reptiles - Become an Extra-terrestrial Prepper - trained and ready to defend our planet - Create an abduction 'safe room' in your home and learn how to fight alien invaders - A comprehensive analysis of alien invasion strategies and how humanity can defeat them - A complete blueprint to the defending of our Solar System - Plus hundreds of new uses for aluminum foil
Surviving an Alien Invasion
Title | Surviving an Alien Invasion PDF eBook |
Author | Charlie Ogden |
Publisher | Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP |
Pages | 34 |
Release | 2017-12-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1538214199 |
"Why waste time wondering if aliens could invade? It's better to prepare for their arrival, and while it would be nice if they were friendly, it's best to plan for a hostile takeover. It could mean the difference between life and certain doom. Readers will snatch up this high-interest survival guide, whether they're believers in UFOs or not. Its imaginative solutions to all problems an alien conquest might bring will make them confident of their own survival in the most challenging situations. Comprehensible text is coupled with an engaging design notable for its entertaining and vivid images."
Field Guide to the Apocalypse
Title | Field Guide to the Apocalypse PDF eBook |
Author | Meg Marco |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 228 |
Release | 2009-12-01 |
Genre | Social Science |
ISBN | 1439188076 |
the end is near Surviving the apocalypse is one thing. Enjoying life after most of civilization is wiped out -- that's entirely different. Maybe you can outrun an avalanche, or escape a burning building, but can you really cut it after the unthinkable happens? Can you, for example, deal with damn dirty apes, convert your car to run on bathtub gin, or synthesize a species-saving vaccine from your own mucus? No? Obviously, it's not going to be as easy as you thought to come out of Armageddon as the new ruling king of the world. Any chump off the street could be lucky enough to have the immunity to survive the all-of-humanity-killing disease, or be the one dude who happens to make it through a meteor strike. But not everyone will know what clothes to wear to intimidate, or what kind of vehicle you want to be driving in the postapocalyptic wasteland. Not everyone will have the sense to discern whether their food is, in fact, people. You can survive the apocalypse without this book. But the apocalypse isn't the problem: It's what happens afterward. You against the other people left in the world. You'd better be prepared.
The Book of Alien
Title | The Book of Alien PDF eBook |
Author | Owen Williams |
Publisher | Harper Design |
Pages | 160 |
Release | 2017-11-14 |
Genre | Performing Arts |
ISBN | 9780062695369 |
An imaginative, full-color, fully authorized in-world guide to the creatures and scenes from all of the Alien movies, including breathtaking 3-D Augmented Reality animations. A book like no other. An experience you'll never forget. The Alien movie franchise has been shocking audiences for more than thirty-five years, and the series now continues in eons to come—where this special interactive edition derives. Beamed back to us from the future reality witnessed in the movies, it is a handbook for new recruits of the U.S. Colonial Marines. The Book of Alien includes everything you need to know to identify and combat the terrifying, extra-terrestrial species known as Xenomorphs. Protecting yourself and mankind against this significant and ever-growing threat is the goal. With this book, you will learn how to clearly identify the threat—and which weapons you will need to successfully neutralize it. A practical combat guide The Book of Alien is both an old-world handbook—featuring paper pages, text, diagrams, and 100 color and black-and-white photographs—and a futurebook—with 3D interactive animations, sound and vision. A superb interactive companion volume to all the Alien movies, The Book of Alien is an exciting immersive experience that lets you revisit many key moments from the movies, and interact with people, objects . . . and of course, aliens! This groundbreaking book features Augmented Reality animations, which bring favorite Xenomorph creatures to life via smartphone or tablet.
Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences
Title | Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences PDF eBook |
Author | Brian Yansky |
Publisher | Candlewick Press |
Pages | 234 |
Release | 2010-11-09 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0763654205 |
A polite race of telepathic killer aliens, a ten-second world conquest, and one teenage boy collide in this wry, gutsy adventure. (Ages 14 and up) Jesse is in history class when a formidable, efficient race of aliens quietly takes over the earth in less time than it takes him to brush his teeth. Most humans simply fall asleep and never wake up. In moments, everyone Jesse knows and loves is gone, and he finds that he is now a slave to an inept alien leader. On the bright side, Jesse discovers he’s developing telepathic powers, and he’s not the only one. Soon he’s forging new friendships and feeling unexpectedly hopeful. When a mysterious girl appears in his dreams, talking about escaping, Jesse begins to think the aliens may not be invincible after all. But if Jesse and his friends succeed, is there anywhere left to go? Brian Yansky offers a funny, grim novel packed with everything boys and sci-fi fans love: aliens, humor, action, and a healthy dose of triumph.
Apocalypse
Title | Apocalypse PDF eBook |
Author | Dan Martin |
Publisher | Dan Martin |
Pages | 302 |
Release | 2011-05 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 142765185X |
Will the world, as we know it, end in our time? It's the intention of this book to teach you what you'll need to know IF it does. Spiritual/scientific predictions, asteroid impacts, pandemics, economical/governmental collapse, solar flares, electrical grid failure, climate change, epic floods, WW3, Planet-X, peak oil, super tsunamis, alien invasions, how the government's preparing; this book has it all, and teaches how you and your family can survive it all. A complete self-help guide not only for the end times, but any global crises, of which we seem to be having plenty of lately. Written by a retired Boeing Aerospace Technician who lived six years 100% self-sufficient and cut-off from society; Dan Martin presents eye-opening views of humanity; and his insights into possible future events are breath-taking, to say the least. The book makes you wonder, is the end closer than we think? Are any of us really prepared?