Do you remember when....... your Grandpa or maybe even your Grandma would pull their false teeth out of their mouth and make funny faces? I sure do! This children's story book is based on true events and adventures with my Grandpa's dentures. His dentures would get lost in the most unfortunate ways and funniest places. But through it all, Grandpa and his set of (Ivory) false teeth would always come out Smiling! Parents, Grandparents, family and friends will have fun sharing this book with the youngest of readers. Grandpa and Ivory, offer many fun teaching moments for kids, covering topics like, overcoming disappointment and how to make new friends, a Smile can brighten your day and the world around you, and how to see the bright side, when things don't turn out the way you want. Recommended for all kids who like adventure and a daily dose of Smile and Laughter!

Join in the journey that a young boy and a pair of dentures will take. This adventure teaches good dental health and the satisfaction of telling the truth in a fun, imaginative way.

Grandpa is the life of the party. The coolest grandpa ever. He loves to make everyone laugh by taking out his false teeth and clowning around. Well one day it all goes wrong with hilarious consequences.

Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the mystical teachings of Orafoura? Well, now you can! Just not with this book. Well, except for the mystical bit. This book is guaranteed to cost you, or your money back. If there is ever a book that deserves to be burned, this is it. And while you are lighting a fire, why dont you also set your imagination ablaze? You can start by taking a gasoline shower and sprinting naked through Flint, Michigan. Or Phoenix. After all, the only way youll ever be able to reach your true potential is with a stepladder and a stretch.

Mark Twain Made Me Do It and Other Plains Adventures is a collection of humorous essays portraying western Nebraska life and culture of the 1950s. Anecdotes on small-town baseball and the polio epidemic of 1952 provide a historic backdrop to the story of a wide-eyed boy exploring the limits of his universe. The adventures of a Twain-inspired raft trip down the South Platte and Sputnik-inspired homemade rockets mirror a society of seemingly settled lifestyles and frenzied technological advances. Family travels, holidays with Grandpa and Grandma, and marvelous creations like his sister’s stories of Susabelle and the magic Band-Aids weave a splendid tale. But Jones’s world is not one of sentimental nostalgia; running battles with town bullies, sobering encounters with religious buffoons, and an impressive collection of pedagogues specializing in violent corporal punishment capture the earthy essence of a world now largely disappeared.

This beginning reading program has already been used to teach thousands of young children and adults how to read. This program is an excellent way to teach your youngster how to read. Complete instructions are provided. Level C Teacher's Manual for Grade 2.