Texts from Mittens
Title | Texts from Mittens PDF eBook |
Author | Angie Bailey |
Publisher | Harlequin |
Pages | 304 |
Release | 2015-03-31 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1460380800 |
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Texts from Dog
Title | Texts from Dog PDF eBook |
Author | October Jones |
Publisher | Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Pages | 111 |
Release | 2012 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0544077741 |
Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.
The Feasts of the Calendar in the Book of Numbers
Title | The Feasts of the Calendar in the Book of Numbers PDF eBook |
Author | Hryhoriy Lozinskyy |
Publisher | Mohr Siebeck |
Pages | 1 |
Release | 2021-12-22 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 3161607821 |
In this monograph, Hryhoriy Lozinskyy studies five feasts contained in Num 28:16-30:1. Each of them is first treated in the light of biblical calendars and other related texts. The calendar in Numbers is later than an earlier version of Leviticus 23; yet the final form of Lev 23:1-44 is also a result of some later additions that took place after Num 28:1-30:1 had been composed. The author also focuses on the history of interpretation: he examines several pseudepigrapha, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and ancient Jewish writers from 200 BCE to 100 CE. He shows how these ancient sources reworked the biblical texts by expansions, clarifications, and omissions. In sum, the calendar in Numbers employs several previous traditions that dealt with the feasts, sacrifices, and calendars in order to compose the detailed list of the offerings for the appointed times. Moreover, it is a text that has been used by many ancient sources, especially in the matter of the sacrifices.
Texts and Calendars, an Analytical Guide to Serial Publications, by E. L. C. Mullins
Title | Texts and Calendars, an Analytical Guide to Serial Publications, by E. L. C. Mullins PDF eBook |
Author | E. L. C. Mullins |
Publisher | |
Pages | 682 |
Release | 1958 |
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Texts and Calendars
Title | Texts and Calendars PDF eBook |
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Pages | 0 |
Release | 1958 |
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Title | Texts and Calendars.... PDF eBook |
Author | Edward Lindsay Carson Mullins |
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Pages | 674 |
Release | 1958 |
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A Calendar of Wisdom
Title | A Calendar of Wisdom PDF eBook |
Author | Leo Tolstoy |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 384 |
Release | 2010-05-11 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 1439130957 |
This collection of daily thoughts to nourish the soul from the world’s sacred texts by Leo Tolstoy feature gems of inspiration and wisdom—author Thomas Keneally calls this book “transcendent, and that we are grateful he lived long enough to endow us with his grand inheritance.” This is the first-ever English-language edition of the book Leo Tolstoy considered to be his most important contribution to humanity, the work of his life's last years. Widely read in pre-revolutionary Russia, banned and forgotten under Communism; and recently rediscovered to great excitement, A Calendar of Wisdom is a day-by-day guide that illuminates the path of a life worth living with a brightness undimmed by time. Unjustly censored for nearly a century, it deserves to be placed with the few books in our history that will never cease teaching us the essence of what is important in this world.