Take My Wife, Please
Title | Take My Wife, Please PDF eBook |
Author | Roque Rosales |
Publisher | Xlibris Corporation |
Pages | 187 |
Release | 2022-08-01 |
Genre | Performing Arts |
ISBN | 1669840859 |
Felix is recently divorced from April and currently lives in an efficiency apartment. He is Oscar’s long-time, best friend. Oscar is a womanizer and is married to Diane. His business is finally taking off, so he starts an affair with a young, tantalizing girlfriend, named Cyndi. Cyndi, is a naive young lady, in her first year of college. She lives in an all-girls dorm. Who thinks Oscar, is separated? Oscar’s life is going great, but for one thing? His marriage, to his faithful wife, Diane. He wants to get rid of her, but how? He comes up with a crazy idea, to solve all his problems. He only needs to persuade Felix, to seduce his wife, and film it on video, as grounds for divorce. The question is... Will Felix, do it? Or rather, do her?
Take My Wife, Please!
Title | Take My Wife, Please! PDF eBook |
Author | Henny Youngman |
Publisher | Citadel Press |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 1998 |
Genre | American wit and humor |
ISBN | 9780806520575 |
It is said of the late Henny Youngman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed off one-liners that astonished and provoked and sent waves of laughter through his audiences all over the country. Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, 400 Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Gags. Henny Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason. This collection shows why.
Take My Wife, Please!
Title | Take My Wife, Please! PDF eBook |
Author | Henny Youngman |
Publisher | Skyhorse |
Pages | 336 |
Release | 2014-05-06 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781628736588 |
It was said of the late Henny Yougnman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed out one-liners that sent waves of laughter through audiences all over the country; a Henny Youngman nightclub appearance guaranteed a sold-out engagement. A vaudeville headliner, Youngman also went on to conquer radio and television. In Take My Wife, Please! Youngman’s enduring routines are collected in one volume. Arapid-fire comic, he could tell six, seven, sometimes even eight jokes a minute, like: Walked into a store and said, “This is my wife’s birthday. I’d like to buy her a beautiful fountain pen.” The clerk winked at me and said, “A little surprise, huh?” I said, “Yes, she’s expecting a Cadillac.” You meet the craziest people on the subway. One guy sitting next to me kept saying, “Call me a doctor—call me a doctor.” I asked, “What’s the matter, are you sick?” He said, “No, I just graduated from medical school.” Youngman began his career with the intention of becoming a concert violinist. When he discovered that he had a talent for making people laugh, the violin became a prop. He was called the King of the One-Liners for good reason, and this collection shows why.
Take My Wife ... Please!
Title | Take My Wife ... Please! PDF eBook |
Author | Henny Youngman |
Publisher | Berkley Publishing Group |
Pages | 223 |
Release | 1981-01-01 |
Genre | Comedians |
ISBN | 9780425032411 |
Take My Life, Please!
Title | Take My Life, Please! PDF eBook |
Author | Henny Youngman |
Publisher | |
Pages | 292 |
Release | 1992 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 9781560543770 |
Take My Spouse, Please
Title | Take My Spouse, Please PDF eBook |
Author | Dani Klein Modisett |
Publisher | Shambhala Publications |
Pages | 281 |
Release | 2015-07-07 |
Genre | Self-Help |
ISBN | 1611801478 |
This humorous take on marriage shows you how the true keys to marital bliss and success are—surprisingly—the same as the cardinal rules of comedy. In love, as in comedy, timing is everything. One bad night doesn’t mean it’s time to quit. Have patience: great marriages, like a successful comedy career, take time. Turns out the cardinal rules of comedy have an uncanny resemblance to the “rules” of building a strong marriage. With humor and grace, Dani Klein Modisett shares a map for navigating your marriage through rough patches, bad jokes, and even nights when you bomb. Take My Spouse, Please shows how thirteen tried-and-true rules of comedy, when applied to marriage, keep you and your spouse connected, enjoying each other, and getting through tough times. Along with anecdotes from well-known comedians, comedy writers, marriage counselors, and long-term spouses, Dani delivers the core premise: humor matters.
Take My Wife
Title | Take My Wife PDF eBook |
Author | Hugh Payne |
Publisher | Black Dog & Leventhal |
Pages | 224 |
Release | 2011-05-20 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1603762361 |
The comical compiler of Yo' Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage. When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner