A collection of true stories about the most bizarre and embarrassing sexual encounters, in categories ranging from Enema Bandits to Pork Products

For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.

What you want is a LOVE THAT LASTS FOREVERRRR. What you keep getting is a BOOTY CALL, a HOOKUP or a SEX BUDDY. You have to change what you're doing if you want to get different results.EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 12: BOYFRIEND BOOTCAMP Great relationships NEVER start like this: You catch his eye by wearing something revealing or tight-fitting, so he knows what you've got is worth going after. You find out what he's into. You initiate a date designed around something he likes. On that date, you flirt with him and get him revved up sexually. If you like where it's going, you either have oral sex or "safe" sex (taking the least amount of risk possible, but risk nonetheless.) You think this will make you unforgettable. You say things implying that you're not really looking for anything serious --- just in case he's afraid of commitment. And so he won't think you're desperate. You enthusiastically tell him you had a good time. Then you hope the sex was so great or your conversation was so witty that he'll be convinced he just can't live without you. In the fantasy, he calls you back --- within a day at the most. He organizes an elaborate romantic setting and spends the whole time hanging on your every word and looking longingly into your eyes. Within a month, he's talking about moving in together and getting married. [Author's Note: For males reading this: I swear this IS how women think!] But in the Real World, ladies, he's processed that same set of information very differently. For him, * If you're wearing an outfit that shows off what you've got, he assumes you're advertising SEX. * If you make the first move, you're showing him he can have sex without effort. * If you plan a date around his interests, he concludes you have no interests of your own that he has to accommodate. * If you say you aren't looking for anything serious, he thinks you aren't looking for anything serious. * If you have sex with him right away, he thinks your attitude toward sex is the same as a guy's. Some men are convinced there ARE women who just want sex. No relationship, just sex. When the sex comes early and easily, he assumes you must be one of those girls. This book is especially for Singles-even if you're "with someone." It's for anyone whose ever chosen a partner based on "sexual chemistry," and then wondered why things didn't work outside the bedroom! If you ever got into a relationship (or stayed in a bad one) just to have sex, this book is for YOU. It will challenge everything you thought about sex, love and relationships.Included in the book is some practical help for parents of teens, but even young people will learn there's a lot more to relationships than what's in the movies. Take a humorous look at the ineffective methods unmarrieds use to find their Perfect Fit, and the surprising steps that actually WORK.

SAFE SEX...it's not just about using contraception and preventing sexually transmitted infections. In Crazy Stupid Sex, Dr. Barbara Keesling draws on her decades of experience teaching Human Sexuality to discuss the potential perils of many common sexual behaviors. Some of the case studies described in Crazy Stupid Sex are funny, some are embarrassing, some are horrifying, and some are tragic. The book includes sex education material as well as humorous personal anecdotes, historical facts, a cross-cultural perspective on sexual diversity, and a focus on emotional safety. Thinking about having sex? Read this first. You don't have to trade pleasure for safety-you just need to know how to reduce your risks. Have fun, but be careful out there

Which sex is stupider? This volume seeks to answer this question, using heavy doses of humor and a multitude of examples. Written by Liz and her husband Roland in order to give both sides of the story, chapters explore the myths of women who cannot operate simple devices, men who bungle simple shopping tasks, women drivers, and men who are clueless about relationships.

THE REVEALING AND RIP-ROARINGLY FUNNY GUIDE TO MAKING EVERY RELATIONSHIP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPIER It's all very simple. When it comes to women, men are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women—no matter how intelligent or mature—are completely crazy. Based on this groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example, they explain why women ask questions they don’t want answered—and why men persist in answering them. Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she’s fat? With wit, hard-earned wisdom, and an entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the unwitting method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity while providing real relationship solutions and helping couples to reach the place where giving isn’t giving in, needing isn’t needy, and the sexes can break dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live happily ever after.

A compilation of stupidity from Americans of all walks of life includes lists, news items, statistics, and stupid acts, covering such topics as government, food, television programs, law, business, and taxes.