Steam up a bowl of popcorn, pop a tape in the VCR, and focus your quantum awareness on the season! Yes, it's the Steam Wars Holiday Special, featuring a host of your favorite stars gathered together to celebrate the wonders of crass commercialism Life Day the holiday spirit!

Time once again to fire up the boilers, focus your quantum awareness and charge that storm foil to ignite the holiday lighting! It’s the Day of Life, and everyone’s celebrating! As long as the Hegemonic Crux forces don’t shut down the bars, that is.

Driven by greed, on the edge of the law, their business is blood. They are the killers, the assassins, the merciless trackers of the underworld, and if you're their enemy, you're probably dead. Remember, a bounty hunter only follows the Rule of Gold.

In 19th-century London, mysterious fiends stalk the unwary, but their hour is at hand! The able aristocrat Lady Greystoke, barbarian beauty Rula, and melee maid Mary Riley dare to defy the worst the world can offer. But with the sinister warlord Wang Fu Ho and his ally, Dr. Frankenstein, scheming for the power of the Mars Stone, they may need help from another world!

Pursued by the Hegemonic Crux's mounted cavalry, a desperate rebel noble heads for cover in the Dead Forest. The troopers believe they have the target at their mercy, but the predators will soon become prey themselves to the hairy horrors of the woods!

Gina is literally beside herself with confusion when she comes back to life in a strange place among a horde of duplicate Ginas! She and her sister selves must find out who they really are, where they are, why they're there, and what to do about a sudden invasion of half-crystal minions of the *Umbra,* specter of the last universe!

Not so long ago in a galaxy relatively close by, a ragged alliance of rebels engages in an epic struggle to free their world from the grip of LORD BARON and the HEGEMONIC CRUX. Having stolen the formula for WARP COAL, the secret fuel of the enemy dreadnoughts DUCHESS IMOEN flees for her life. She then stumbles across her only hope: BO, the last of the legendary storm foil warriors known as the QUANTUM DRAGOONS-and Lord Baron's son!