From playing hopscotch on the black and white tiles of the kitchen floor, attempting a stealth purchase of feminine protection for his wife, imitating Mighty Mouse by saving the day each morning as he bounds down the stairs or secretly being taped by Dateline NBC as he watches a "Monday Night Football" game, Heidi Rice's husband, who she affectionately calls "husband-head", is an eight-year-old, football addict trapped in a man's body and a great subject for a humor columnist. For ten years, Heidi Rice has entertained readers of all ages with her weekly "Fried Rice" humor column in the Glenwood Springs (Colo.) Post Independent, detailing life with her spouse. Now peer into the lives of the Rice's-a baby boomer couple who don't have babies but share a lot of laughs-in this sixty-column collection of her favorites. From football to family, housekeeping to holidays, there is something in Skully Says Shut It! that will assure you that (sigh) you aren't the only weirdoes in the world.

Seventeen-year-old stoner Aaron Foster was offered a choice: go to jail or turn undercover narc. To get close to the school’s biggest players, Aaron lies to everyone—including cute Morgan Baskin. Can he protect her from the drug bust planned for Halloween night without losing everything?

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Arturo "Tury" Mendez, the victim of a home invasion gone awry, becomes lost after witnessing the murder of his wife and child. Leaving El Paso for Tucson, he's on a quest to find his family's killers, before they find him. However, his newly acquired friendships and vagabond lifestyle catapult him into a whirlwind of chaotic adventures, treacherous shenanigans, and kooky heroic antics, in the process.

From the award-winning author of The Lake of Dead Languages comes a chilling new psychological thriller about a professor accused of killing her favorite student in a hit-and-run accident.

Judas Coon Seols is a simple family man with a strong faith in God and a new purpose as deacon of a church founded by his acquaintances, Sister Patricia and Father O’Brien. Sister Patricia is a forensic pathologist who, along with Father O’Brien, has finally determined her identity as a practicing Christian. As she carefully examines her most recent corpse tattooed with Michelangelo’s The Last Judgement, Judas looks on as both are filled with questions, especially since this is just one of many recent strange deaths. Meanwhile as two detectives begin an investigation into the murders, they are less than successful—until they stumble upon Sister Patricia’s possible involvement. While attempting to fully understand the killer’s motive, the detectives must overcome several obstacles as those involved are forced to trust not just themselves, but also their individual beliefs. Unfortunately, as they are all about to discover, people are not always who they seem. The Damascus Road chronicles a perplexing series of murders as a pathologist, church deacon, and two detectives become immersed in a battle of good versus evil.