Drop into the small but charming town of Schitt’s Creek with this unofficial coloring book featuring 20 original, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by the cult-favorite sets of the hit comedy TV show. From saying “Ew, David” to wishing The Crows Have Eyes was a real movie franchise, you’re obsessed with the hilariously inspiring comedy show Schitt’s Creek. Now, you can relive all of your favorite settings of the Rose family’s adventures by coloring your way through these hand-drawn illustrations based on the unforgettable scenery of the hit TV show. From Moira Rose’s wall of wigs, to Rose Apothecary and Café Tropical, Schitt Happens is the perfect way to relax and remember all the smiles, laughs, and tears of six incredible seasons. So grab your pens, sit back, and prepare to get a little bit more Alexis.

Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Ever thought that life is full of shit? That's because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm's been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink. There's no milk in the fridge, the bread's gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.

The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Have you ever wondered why everything seems to be getting worse? Tired of endless disappointments and declining quality in every aspect of life? This book is your ticket out of the downward spiral. Examine the causes and consequences of societal decline, explore historical patterns, and discover practical solutions to improve your life and the world around you. - Learn about the psychological foundations behind the decline of quality - Discover the role of big tech, social media, and the entertainment industry in accelerating the decline - Understand how your everyday choices contribute to the problem and what you can do to resist - Explore the impact of consumerism, environmental degradation, and political corruption - Discover practical strategies to navigate the world of declining quality If you want to live a better life in a better world, buy this book today. Shit Happens is a no-nonsense guide to understanding and overcoming the decline of quality in modern society. Say goodbye to disappointment and hello to a future of better quality!