★★★ This Coloring Book is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful moments. ♥ Relaxing Coloring Pages ♥ 30 Original arts, high resolution ♥ Single-sided Pages ♥ Great for All Skill Levels ♥ Makes a Wonderful Gift

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOR Champagne is my spirit animal. Snarky AF: Volume 3 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages

The first in the Half-Moon Hollow series is “wry, delicious fun” (Susan Andersen, New York Times bestselling author) as it follows a librarian whose life is turned upside down by a tempestuous and sexy vampire. Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children’s librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that’s sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she’s mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood. Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She’s forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn’t enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What’s a nice undead girl to do?

Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 20 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites are are a hit in the Sweary Facebook groups and now they've been compiled into this printed edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes blotter pages in the back along with a color palette template so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from CristinApril's Etsy shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day." You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy individual pages at her Etsy shop at this link www.etsy.com/shop/CristinApril Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

A fun sweary coloring book unlike any other! The Art of Not Giving a Fuck is a unique collection of 20 uncensored adult curse word coloring pages for you to use "swearapy" and color all the f*cks you don't give! It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn original designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. ALSO INCLUDED ARE 10 BONUS PAGES FROM HER ETSY SHOP!!! Have you ever wanted a custom message in a coloring page? Well, the artist has even included additional BONUS PAGES of her very own hand-drawn font letters for you to use to make your own personalized pages! Also included are blotter pages and a color palette practice sheet so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy printable PDF pages at her Etsy shop at www.CristinApril.etsy.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

THE MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO POTTY MOUTH IS HERE! THIS NAUGHTY COLORING BOOK INCLUDES NEW CUSS WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE, "CUNT MUFFIN" AND "TAINT TICKLER" AS WELL AS CLASSICS LIKE, "FUCK" AND "TWATWAFFLE." 33 NEW PAGES WITH VARYING DETAIL! GRAB A GLASS OF WINE, STEAL YOUR KIDDO'S MARKERS AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER WITH POTTY MOUTH 2. WORDS INCLUDE: -CUNT -PRICK -FUCKTARD -SHITHAT -WANKER -CUMSLUT -DUMBASS -ASS LICKER -JACKASS -MOTHER FUCKER -PISSED -SNATCH -WHORE BAG -BOLLOCKS -FUCK A DUCK -JIZZ MONGER -CUM GUZZLER -DOUCHE NOZZLE -FUCK THAT SHIT -BULLSHIT -SKANK -CUNT MUFFIN -TAINT TICKLER -FUCK -TWATWAFFLE -THUNDERCUNT -BITCH, PLEASE -SEMEN DEMON -SHIT -COOCH BASKET -GLITTER CLIT -TROLL CUNT -SLUTASAURUS

Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.