Two former high school classmates revive an unrequited crush over a lonely holiday.

Tales of human history at world's end -- of the explorers, adventurers and settlers who have ventured to the Galápagos Islands since their discovery four centuries ago.

Chardonnay and shopping trolleys. A visit to the psychiatrist and a trip to another planet. A famous footballer and a hitman who reads Hemingway. A church, a supermarket and the legend of King Arthur. A man from Riga who wears his shoes on the wrong feet. An art gallery security guard watches the world go by. Planes, trains and a space elevator. Kitchen appliances, satellite TV and a fully equipped chips irrevocator.

“What caused the American Revolution? This is indeed a rhetorical question that for many years historians have begun chapters with. As well they should. For the American Revolution is without a doubt the single most important historical event to occur in this nation except of course for Super Bowl III (Jets 16. Colts 7. This historian won $35).” So goes the skewed sensibility, the muddied mind, the bent pen of one of America's funniest writers, Dave Barry. This time his subject is U.S. history, the way it's never been told before. Every single momentous event and crucial moment is covered, including . . . • The Birthing Contractions of a Nation • Kicking Some British Butt • Barging Westward • The Forging of a Large, Wasteful Bureaucracy • Deep Economic Doo-doo • The Fifties: Peace, Prosperity, Brain Death . . . and right up through the scintillating Reagan-Bush years, during which, Mr. Barry notes, America is steadfastly Napping Toward Glory. If you love to laugh, if you love your country, if you are unaware that “the Sixth Amendment states that if you are accused of a crime, you have a right to a trial before a jury of people too stupid to get out of jury duty,” Dave Barry Slept Here is the book you've been waiting for since 1776. Or at least since Super Bowl III. Praise for Dave Barry Slept Here “A dazzling performance . . . Barry is brilliant.”—The Washington Post Book World “[Dave] Barry turns his formidable wit to the subject of American history, with a result reminiscent of the Reduced Shakespeare Company: The better you know the original, the funnier it gets.”—Los Angeles Times “I fear that Mr. Barry's dream of making millions of dollars through mass sales of his book to a captive audience of innocent schoolchildren will not be realized, and he will have to be content with making readers laugh a lot, as this one did.”—The New York Times Book Review

There are so many more boys and girls on the nice list than ever before! Santa is all ready to deliver a sleigh full of gifts to almost five trillion homes this year. But what happens when Santa decides to take a short nap on Christmas Eve? Find out in this short Christmas story you and your family are sure to love!

Genre: Comedy Characters: 4 males, 4 females Scenery: Interior A Hollywood writer in need of some research material finds Susan, a 17 year old delinquent, on his doorstep on a rainy Christmas Eve. He learns her life, decides he wont let her be sent to the prison farm, and therefore contrives to have her marry him in Las Vegas. Before she awakens after their all night ride back, Joe leaves for his mountain cabin to write a play about Susan. In his absence, Joes old Navy pal talks Susan into studying acting. Finally Joes play opens with Susan in the cast, and she immediately becomes the talk of Broadway. However, she walks out on the play to go back to Joe, who has since realized how much he really loved her. She has little trouble convincing him that age differences mean nothing when two people love each other.

There's no hiding from the world's most mischievous matchmaker! Once, Joy and Ryan Holt had come together in a blaze of passion. Now the best part of their union—their matchmaking daughter Christy—has run away on Christmas, forcing Joy and Ryan to follow her to a romantic mountain retreat. Powerless but to stir embers of the fire that once burned bright, Joy found Ryan in her bed on Christmas night, wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a revealing smile that said he knew everything about Joy... But Ryan was about to find out she had kept one little secret all these years....