"Everything Everywhere All at Once" meets "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (...in a 1990s record company!) Aliens have hatched a rockstar. Brain extractions, falling body parts, and blood-vessel explosions are the norm. Alex’s dream job has turned into a nightmare. What should she do? It's the 1990s. Alex arrives at Acht Records, her improbable blonde hair streaked stress magenta and anger black. Her first duty is to wipe blood off her boss's walls. It goes downhill from there. Rock Gods & Messy Monsters is a humorous story about life inside a record company. Yet between the lines of satire and nods to science fiction, the book is a thought-provoking female narrative and social commentary on the corporate world. Join Alex as she weaves through a comedic cast of characters and down crazed corridors of power, where her boss attempts to thwart her at every turn. The New York music scene of the 90s never seemed so alien, yet so familiar. Carol Anderson from the US Review of Books captures its essence perfectly: "The novel is so perverse it causes one to laugh out loud at the deranged storyline and detailed descriptions. This is truly satire at its best." Scroll up, click, and buy Rock Gods & Messy Monsters today! "Satirical, zany, hilarious—a gut-punching commentary about the inner workings of the music industry, its power complexes, and power plays." –The BookLife Prize Latest Accolades! Finalist, 2022 Foreword INDIES Book of the Year Award (Adult Fiction Humor) Recommended Review – The US Review of Books Finalist, The Wishing Shelf Book Awards IndieBRAG Medallion 2023 Honoree Top 30 Impressive Indie Books of 2022 from Independent Book Review Most frequently wish listed book on BookBub (Dec 2022) #1 Hot New Release Amazon Kindle in Absurdist Fiction, Pop Culture and Pop Culture Music (Sept 2022) Starred Review, Independent Book Review (Oct 2022) (Originally published as Rock Gods of Acht)

Once you’ve fallen, the only way back is up. Spirits falling from the heavens; an evil billionaire trying to rule the world; and one woman looking for redemption in all the wrong places. Adrift and alone in New York City, Alex Scott finds herself unemployed and heartbroken–again. Through her despair and bottles of vodka, she finds herself part of a cross-country car chase, connected with an underground network trying to reconnect spirits and save the world, and falling into the hands of a billionaire tyrant. Alex has a choice - fall prey to the shiny illusion of materialism or find the courage to learn who she really is. Which would you choose? *** Fallen Spirits is Volume 2 of The Mind Monsters Series. The humorous science fiction and slipstream adventure starts with Hatz’s award-winning debut novel Rock Gods & Messy Monsters.There we meet Alex twenty years earlier as she begins her career and search for self in a satirical and absurdist New York City record company. Hatz’s books are best described as imaginative and witty speculative fiction: humorous sci-fi infused with a healthy dose of slipstream, absurdism, satire, social commentary, and dystopian elements. Download your copy today! "You’ll get no other book like this one. Unless we count the first. Imagination knows no bounds—or bowels—in this inventive, high-stakes sci-fi thriller. Fallen Spirits is an absolute whirlwind. Who in which world could connect such inter-dimensional insanity combined with the unbelievable truth of human reality like Diane Hatz has here? The worldbuilding is a mishmash of creativity; what Hatz dreams up, Hatz makes happen. Readers in love with the places language can take us will relish seeing what tricks the author has up her sleeve." - Independent Book Review, Toni Woodruff "...The author's intended message is clearly one of female empowerment, solidarity, healing, and redemption. The main character's spiraling journey through depression, alcoholism, and self-loathing powerfully portrays the impact of physical and emotional abuse. ...a stinging critique of capitalism, corruption, abuse of power, and misogyny in the corporate world." -US Review of Books, Joslyn Vann

Have you ever looked in the mirror and felt like you couldn't recognize the person staring back at you? Wondered if you had just lost everything that made you, you? Yeah? Well you aren't alone. The book you just picked up is a story. My story. A story showing that brokenness and darkness can be used in moving forward toward your beauty. It is a redemption story. A story that confirms God's grace and redeeming love when it felt like there was nothing I had to offer. You may have picked up this book for the bright color or interesting title, but if you are holding this book in your hands, let this be a reminder: you are beautiful, you are enough, and it is never too late for God to plant you and help you bloom. Be brave, take a step forward, move past the doubts you carry, and let my words and God's grace move you outside of the wild darkness you are in. Trust me, you won't regret it. God is waiting. Are you willing to step forward?

'Strikingly beautiful' Guardian 'Tough and tender' Joanne Harris After the Sickness has killed off her parents, and the bombs have fallen on the last safe cities, Monster emerges from the Arctic vault which has kept her alive. When she washes up on the coast of Scotland, everyone she knows is dead, and she believes she is alone in an empty world. Slowly, piece by piece, she begins to rebuild a life. Until, one day, she finds a girl: another survivor, feral, and ready to be taught all that Monster knows. But as the lonely days pass, the lessons the girl learns are not always the ones Monster means to teach . . .

The man who invented shock rock tells the amazing and, yeah, shocking story of how he slayed his thirsty demons—with a golf club. It started one day when Cooper was watching a Star Trek rerun between concerts, bored and drunk on a quart-of-whiskey-a-day habit; a friend dragged the rocker out of his room and suggested a round of golf. Cooper has been a self-confessed golf addict ever since. Today he and his band still tour the world, playing some one hundred gigs a year . . . and three hundred days out of that year, Cooper is on the course. Alice Cooper, Golf Monster is Cooper’s tell-all memoir; in it he talks candidly about his entire life and career, as well as his struggles with alcohol, how he fell in love with the game of golf, how he dried out at a sanitarium back in the late ’70s, and how he put the last nails in his addiction’s coffin by getting up daily at 7 a.m. to play 36 holes. Alice has hilarious, touching, and sometimes surprising stories about so many of his friends: Led Zeppelin and the Doors, George Burns and Groucho Marx, golf legends like John Daly and Tiger Woods . . . everyone is here from Dalí to Elvis to Arnold Palmer. This is the story of Cooper’s life, and also a story about golf. He rose from hacker to scratch golfer to serious Pro Am competitor and on to his status today as one of the best celebrity golfers around—all while rising through the rock ’n’ roll ranks releasing platinum albums and selling out arenas with his legendary act.

Yes, she's a goddess. And, oh yes, he is most certainly a god. You can tell from the fact he marches around in glimmering armor, picking fights with titans and picking up divine broads. But she didn't sign up for this. Sea monsters, kidnappings, evil plots, and the end of the world? Are you kidding? She spends most nights reading the weather report and icing cupcakes. It’s all his fault. … Trapped by Thor follows a hidden goddess and an irritating, bearded hero fighting through myth for the truth – and ultimately, each other. If you love your contemporary fantasies with action, heart, and a splash of romance, grab Trapped by Thor Book One today and soar free with an Odette C. Bell series.

Modern Goddess: The Complete Series contains all three installments in the Modern Goddess series. Sprawling fantasies intertwined with mythology, adventure, romance, and philosophy, pick this boxset up today and soar free with an Odette C. Bell series. Trapped by Thor: Yes, she's a goddess. And, oh yes, he is most certainly a god. You can tell from the fact he marches around in glimmering armor, picking fights with titans and picking up divine broads. But she didn't sign up for this. Sea monsters, kidnappings, evil plots, and the end of the world? Are you kidding? She spends most nights reading the weather report and icing cupcakes. It’s all his fault. Trapped by Atlas: Jeanie’s just an ordinary goddess holding down an ordinary job in these hard economic times. But when an actual legend wades into her life one day, making way more mess than she can clean, she quickly learns there's something extra to her ordinary. It'll take her deep into the golden age of the gods, deep into universe-ending danger, and even deeper into a love that’s waited eons for her. Trapped by Apollo: The first casualty in every war is the truth. Which is terrible if you happen to be Truth herself. In the golden age of the gods, Veritas was one of the most celebrated deities. These days she sits on her couch, suffers from panic attacks, and shouts at the news. Modern times have not been kind to the truth, and now she’s more elusive than ever. But when mysterious cracks begin appearing through her temple, Veritas is forced to act. Someone is attacking the truth, and there’s only one person she can turn to. A god she'd rather push out a window than rely on. Her ex-husband, Apollo. Modern times killed their love, but if it kills the truth one last time, all will lose – none more so than Apollo.